And just as we were getting nervous, the fake news blog Politico reports:
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi swept aside a challenge from Ohio Rep. Tim Ryan Wednesday to win another term atop the Democratic Caucus, ensuring continuity for Democrats despite their poor performance on Election Day.
Pelosi beat Ryan in a 134-63 vote, securing the two-thirds support within the caucus she had claimed earlier this month before Ryan officially jumped in the race.
We’ll let Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway speak for the Empire here:
What a relief. I was worried they had learned from the elections & might be competitive and cohesive again. https://t.co/cvwi0IxLdU
— Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) November 30, 2016
Tak tochno!
Thatisall.
Next up, Keith Ellison will be the next DNC chairman, taking over for disgraced Debbie Downer-Dumbass and Donna Brazillian wax job.
My kudos to whoever is spiking their Kool-Aid. It’s like they’re suffering an anaphylactic shock and lost their Epinephrine.
I’ll have to stop calling the Repugnantcans the Stupid Party. The National Socialist Democrat Plutocrats Party has the best claim on both Weapons Grade Stoopid™ and evil.
Which leaves me the problen of how to disparge the Repugnantcans.
The Cuck Party.
Madam Piglousy received half her votes from Illinois, California, and New York. Toss in the democrat controlled cities and you have exactly the reason for the Electoral College. As a matter of fact, rural democrats are fit to be tied. In 2018, 33 Senate seats are up for election, 8 are republican. In the immortal words of Bill Whittle “How… Read more »
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!
The Mopester is back, larger than life and better than ever!
Indeed, gentlemen ’tis I. With a plan to save California from Man-made Glowbull Wormening, now that they have decided to regulate cow farts, in that endeavour. I’m not quite sure how cow farts contribute to Anthropological Glowbell Worming, but as an entrepreneur fastidiously involved in the “Offset” market, I’ll just go with it. Cow farts being caused by man is… Read more »
L.C. Mope says:
Who puts ketchup on steak?!?!?
The Christmas season is upon us, and it will be the most wonderful time in 8 years. We have so much to be thankful for this season. The New Year will hopefully bring many glad tidings to all. (Like me. Being unemployed for a year sucks!) Merry Christmas to all, (And Happy Hannakuh to those who are Jewish), and to… Read more »