You’re ALL Fucking Fired!

Granted, the following is based on “sources”, and we all know what that means for the reliability of an article, but we somehow don’t have a problem seeing this happening exactly the way it’s being reported. So, for what it’s worth:

Donald Trump scolded media big shots during an off-the-record Trump Tower sitdown on Monday, sources told The Post.

“It was like a f–ing firing squad,” one source said of the encounter.

Sadly, not enough like it, in our opinion. Then again, we’re not going to get our nation out of debt and make it great again if we start off by wasting expensive ammo.

“Trump started with [CNN chief] Jeff Zucker and said ‘I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed,’ ” the source said.

“The meeting was a total disaster. The TV execs and anchors went in there thinking they would be discussing the access they would get to the Trump administration, but instead they got a Trump-style dressing down,” the source added.

Awwww… They’re probably all Literally Shaking right about now.

What? After having spent months, if not years, lying, slandering, mocking and, did we mention FUCKING LYING, you expect to NOT get a dressing down?

Just be grateful that His Imperial Majesty isn’t the President-elect, or your “dressing down” might have played out very differently, you ProgNazi, lying, fascist swine.

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Phew. That was cathartic!

You entitled, DNC-swilling, mendacious cocksuckers just wandered in there expecting it to be all hugs and kisses, didn’t you?

Well, “elections have consequences”, you know. You used to recite that mantra over and over again for the past 8 years, and we intend to remind you at least as many times over the next 8 years.

“The meeting took place in a big board room and there were about 30 or 40 people, including the big news anchors from all the networks,” the other source said.

“Trump kept saying, ‘We’re in a room of liars, the deceitful dishonest media who got it all wrong.’ He addressed everyone in the room calling the media dishonest, deceitful liars.

Short and to the point. And 100% accurate.

The meeting was off the record, meaning the participants agreed not to talk about the substance of the conversations.

An agreement that you then violated as soon as you left the room, proving the man right AGAIN!

Irony is just lost on you useless fuckwads, isn’t it?

It’s going to be soooo much fun, those next 8 years.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

When was the last time a President, or Presiden-Elect to the Mostly Stupid Media to the woodshed and beat the ever living crap out of them?

Hello?

Beuller? Beuller? Beuller?
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LibraryGryffon
LibraryGryffon

Any information yet on who The Donald is planning to appoint as Press Secretary? Personally, I’d live to see Milo, which I expect would lead to more than a few msm heads exploding. Though the Imperial Firearms Advisor would also do a bang-up job.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

If you will excuse the topic hijacking, Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and all those college Snowflakes will be coming home to bother the rest of the family with the attempts to politically reeducate them. One college prepared a “Toolkit” so these snowflakes will be able to deal with the Neanderthal politic views of other and the lack of… Read more »

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut

“Trump started with [CNN chief] Jeff Zucker and said ‘I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed,’ ” the source said. He’s one to talk! Politifact rated 70% of Trump’s campaign statements as ‘Mostly False’ or worse. And several of his campaign promises are just out-and-out bullshit. When Trump says he’s going to… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut:

Politifact rated 70% of Trump’s campaign statements as ‘Mostly False’ or worse.

How’s Politifact rated?

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

LC Xystus says: Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut: Politifact rated 70% of Trump’s campaign statements as ‘Mostly False’ or worse. How’s Politifact rated? Oh about 10% reliable, on a good day. Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says: When Trump says he’ll ban Muslim immigration, he’s lying. He must know that’s impossible. Muzzy you moron, The president being able to block… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut @ #4:

When Politifraud is your weathervane, you need a new weathervane.

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut

VonZorch wrote: Muzzy you moron, The president being able to block immigration by a specified group or from any given region or country, is actually part of the current immigration laws. But how do you know who is a Muslim and who isn’t? There are about half a dozen Muslims in my office. Only a couple are obviously Muslims. The… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Muzzy There there, here’s your safety pin., here’s some crayons and butcher paper on the table, your drinkie is in your safe space over there so just go and sit down, like a good little fuckwit, and keep your sewer mouth shut for the next four fucking years. Politifact is a sick joke, you are a sick joke, WAAAH WAAAAH… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

To Your Imperial Majesty and LC Brendan, Thank you for taking the Clue Bat™, to Muzzy for me. Saves me the trouble and I’m feeling kind of out of it today.

Muzzy Wuzzy is a chump,
He tries to rile us up on Trump,
Muzzy Wuzzy wasn’t warm and fuzzy was he.
80% of what Muzzy sez’ is to Poop On!
Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says:

‘Mostly False’ or worse

Is mostly more then 50%?

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut @ #: ” But how do you know who is a Muslim and who isn’t? There are about half a dozen Muslims in my office. Only a couple are obviously Muslims. The others could be any religion. One of them’s a white guy from Newcastle. How would Trump stop people like that?” Hand ’em a… Read more »