Cautiously Optimistic Here

Mainly based on the fact that everything seems to be going in the exact opposite direction of what our “betters” both in the DNCMedia and the Cuckservatives told us. Again.

But also based on the fact that Penn just turned red in the running tally. No, it’s not called yet, and we don’t think it will be for quite some time, but we would have told you earlier that we would have eaten our hat if Cankles’ lead in that state could be eaten up with 82% already in.

We DO want to know what the fuck kind of primo stuff the guys at FOX had been smoking, waiting for that long to call Georgia for Trump. That one was never in question.

So yes. Cautiously optimistic. We may just pull this one out of the hat, people. May. We haven’t defeated the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party’s Fraud Machine yet, and we predict that a LOT of trunks, freezers, walk-in refrigerators, abandoned ballot boxes “found” unexpectedly in the desert with 99% Hillary votes in them will show up in the coming days.

Looks like the NSDWP’s printing presses are already running full speed in Michigan right now.

But, as we said… We’ll see.



Well, the view from deep within your sigmoid colon IS rather limited, you know.

Still… Keep the champagne in the cooler for now, LCs.

The pedophiles and grafters of the Clinton Syndicate as well as their prostitute enablers have a LOT riding on this one, and the possible winner of this election is not exactly known for forgetting and forgiving slights, so they have every motive in the book for trying to retroactively “cook” this result if it turns out like it looks like it’s going to at this moment.

We live in interesting times indeed.

1:15 AM Central: OK, we think we can upgrade from “cautiously optimistic” to “where the fuck is that prime vodka we had saved up for this moment.” Associated (with terrorists) Press and the New York Freaking Times have called Penn for Trump. Which, if correct, and we can’t imagine the presstitutes at those two organizations calling anything for Literally Hitler unless they’d seen the writing on the wall, means that it’s all over, no matter what the rest of the results, including Michigan, which looks kind of solid right now.

The response from the Clinton Syndicate?

2:02: Clinton a no-show at her “victory” rally. Pedesta tells the crowd that they are still counting votes so “we’re not going to have anything more to say tonight.”

Breitbart has this to say:

[Where is the mainstream media outrage over Clinton not conceding when the writing’s on the wall? Imagine the mainstream media outrage had Trump not spoken? This mainstream media hypocrisy is why Americans do not trust them anymore.]

We don’t have to imagine, now do we? Remember the outrage, OUTRAGE from the Presstitudes AND the Cuckservatives when Trump, during the last debate, refused to give a carte blanche approval of the upcoming election results, no matter what they might be? Remember how Literally Hitler™ was demonized for not accepting the sale before it’d been made while Cankles was praised for her statesmanlike behavior?

Where’s that today?

Tell us, Cucks. Tell us, DNCMedia.

Do tell.

You’re going down.


And we’ll be enjoying every last fucking second of it.

Payback truly is a bitch. Trust us, you’re about to learn.

We eagerly await your endless “can’t we all just get ALONG?” columns in the weeks to come. We’ll be laughing so very, very hard.

No. We can’t. Not anymore we can’t. We’re too bloody busy pulling knives out of our backs.



Never forget. Never forgive.

From our old OG buddy Bill Quick:

I’ve never been happier about an election outcome in my life. And, on a personal note, I am very proud of having consistently predicted this, despite armies of nay-sayers, Cuckservative trolls, ludicrous concern trolls like Chad, and the united refusal to acknowledge anything even remotely like reality on the part of everybody from the laughably pathetic Allahputz, who is currently engaged in a passive-aggressive whinefest over at his failing blog, to the loathsome gang at NRO, to various politicians who lips are firmly wedded to the now-shattered Uniparty’s Hog of Death teats, to maniacs like died-again Glenn Beck and soon to be bankrupt Erick Erickson. Not to mention the treasonous Bush Family, doomed political nonentities like Governor Kasich, and the king of self-aggrandizing smarm, Ted Cruz.

Hooray for America, and fuck you all, each and every one.

We disagree about Ted. That fight got ugly in a hurry, but they both ended up with their hands dirty. As to the rest, we agree wholeheartedly. And we have to give credit, not hard when we’re talking about somebody whose opinion and person we respect immensely, to Bill for having never wavered. You were right, Bill, all along. We had a feeling that you very well might be, but that’s not even close to coming out and saying it openly, without caveats. You did that, and you deserve credit for it. You nailed what we hoped to be the truth. That we really could pull off this upset to the Ruling Uniparty. And we did. But you were among the first out of the gate.

Good job.

What comes next? Well that’s up to us, isn’t it? There are a lot of promises from President-elect Trump to be kept and we need to realize that we have two tasks ahead of us. One is to keep his feet to the fire so he doesn’t turn into another Weeping Boner, and we fully intend to do everything we can to do so, no matter whose feewings it might hurt, and the other is to support our new president whenever, but ONLY whenever, he works to accomplish what he promised.

We lost some friends back during the Bush days when we called Dubya on the carpet for his failings. We can lose some more if President-elect Trump fucks up too. We don’t care. A man is only as good as his word. But he can also count on our support whenever he stays true to it.


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November 9, 2016 01:28

(Reprinted from my Facebook page.) Well, America. We were all on the brink today. We could have had a President that would ensure continued lawlessness and corruption at the very TOP of government, continued invasion by foreign armies disguised as “refugees,” a virtual certainty of an economic collapse within 5 years, and very possibly a nuclear war with Russia. (I… Read more »

November 9, 2016 02:13

And it’s called:

My take on it over at DP, and Bill’s as well:

“Dewey Defeats Truman!” CNN Unavailable for comment…

Decision Desk: PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!

November 9, 2016 05:44

I went to sleep last night around 9pm EST. I fully expected to be bitterly disappointed and looking at getting additional supplies of .45 party favors, even though I can’t afford it right now. (1+ year of “Funemployment”) I woke up around 3am and checked my phone. Saw a WhatsUp message from my Brother Inlaw. Are you watching this???? Trump… Read more »

November 9, 2016 11:18

Emperor Misha sez: You were right, Bill, all along. We had a feeling that you very well might be, but that’s not even close to coming out and saying it openly, without caveats. You did that, and you deserve credit for it. You nailed what we hoped to be the truth. That we really could pull off this upset to… Read more »

November 9, 2016 11:25


You, and a, well…eclectic pack of truth seekers and LCs, will always be, most assuredly, indebted to you, sir.

That is “I, and a, well…eclectic pack of truth seekers and LCs, will always be, most assuredly, indebted to you, sir.”
Mike H

November 9, 2016 11:26

Worth repeating

November 9, 2016 11:48

Obama has his mug in front of the camera’s again.
A question from a reporter:

“How does it feel to know that ObamaCare will soon be repealed and replaced?”

His facial reaction alone when a reporter ends up asking that is a reason to tune in.

November 9, 2016 15:21

Well, as Randy Quaid said to the alien Mothership in “Independence Day,”


heh heh heh

O, happy day!!!!!!!

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
November 9, 2016 22:13

We now have a slim change of saving our republic.