We Think We Need to Reboot This… Thing

“I was pointing out in both of those instances that the director Comey had said that my answers in my FBI interview were truthful,” Clinton said. “That’s really the bottom line here. And I have said during the interview and in many other occasions over the past months that what I told the FBI, which he said was truthful, is consistent with what I have said publicly.”

Poking fun at characterizations of her as robotic, she said: “So I may have short-circuited, and for that I, you know, will try to clarify.”

The HildeBot is, of course, talking about the, ahem, “discrepancy” between Comey’s actual comments about her serial lying to the public and her claim that he never said such a thing, that she’d been perfectly truthful in everything. In other words, she’s trying to cover up her 23,449th lie. This week.

However, we might be willing to buy that she’s “short-circuiting.” Sure looks like it to us:

Hillary Clinton has seizure when talking to reporters

Either that or permanent brain damage. Regardless, we think it’s time to send this failing piece of programming down to Q&A.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
August 8, 2016 04:55

Regardless, we think it’s time to send this failing piece of programming down to Q&A.

Nope, it’s just plain bad code. Scrap it and start fresh.
:em05:
Speaking Cankles email, it looks like we can confirm another addition to the Clinton Body count. She named an Iranian spy/defector and they hanged him.
:em06:

Guest
August 8, 2016 08:47

So, instead of losing my bid for Hillies demise in the dead pool for July, 31st, I get the Booby prize.
Eh, works for me.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
August 8, 2016 11:36

Enh, we can always build more Hillbots.
-Bender Bending Rodriguez

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
August 8, 2016 12:33

Plus, it vibrates.
– Sterling Archer

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
August 8, 2016 12:36

Well, that explains it, then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now, with our behavioral inhibitors.
– Bishop

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
August 8, 2016 17:11

Actually, after several viewings, it’s clear that she’s just headbanging to an awesome Krokus song on that reporter’s phone.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
August 8, 2016 17:15

‘Tis true, this god did shake!
– Cassius

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
August 8, 2016 17:32

Cripes! Is that a Hillary interview or a scene from “Westworld”?

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
August 8, 2016 17:35

Not for nothing, but the last two or so seconds of that gif is the reverse of the previous two.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
August 8, 2016 23:25

:em03: Since there is no “facepalm”.

Guest
August 9, 2016 06:41

LC Gunsniper says: Not for nothing, but the last two or so seconds of that gif is the reverse of the previous two. I saw that, also. From Reagan to Bush, Cattle Futures to Bengazi, where does one start? This reprobate socialist deserves all the scorn a nation can deliver. NFNF be’oche! “After the prophet had rolled and thrashed about… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
August 9, 2016 15:48

The reporters reaction is very telling as well. :em05: :em06:

Virago
Virago
August 9, 2016 16:08

Speaking of Gold Star Families and Cankles,

What do you think the chances are of this lawsuit are for scratching the teflon pantsuit that the MSM polishes daily?

http://www.freedomwatchusa.org/pdf/160808-Final%20Complaint%20.pdf

PATRICIA SMITH,
San Diego, California
and
CHARLES WOODS,
Portland, Oregon
Plaintiffs,
v.
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON,
3067 Whitehaven St. NW
Washington, D.C., 20008
Defendant.
Case No: 1:16-cv-01606

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
August 9, 2016 21:10

Virago @ #:13
No chance. If it looks like Killery is going down they will have “fatal accidents”, or “commit suicide”.