Goat Molesting Koranimals Butcher French Priest During Mass

An attacker that stormed a French church and slit an 84-year-old priest’s throat has been identified as Adel Kermiche. He was known to police and had travelled to Syria several times. A witness says the killers videoed the act while chanting in Arabic.
Speaking anonymously, a nun told Le Figaro that the terrorists rushed in suddenly.

“I left when they began to attack Father Jacques. I do not even know if they realized that I was leaving,” she said.

Another nun, Sister Danielle, told BFM TV that the attackers “recorded themselves.”

“They did a sort of sermon around the altar, in Arabic. It’s a horror,” she said.

We may never know what motivated this act. It’s a mystery.

“But… what about the Arabic and all the allahu akbar’ing?”

We may never know what mot…

“But ISIS claimed responsibility!”

DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? WE MAY NEVER KNOW, AND NEITHER MAY YOU! RACIST!

Thatisall.

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Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches (@fa-cube-itches)
July 27, 2016 00:08

Somewhere, Arnaud Amalric is probably annoyed.

Terrapod
Terrapod (@terrapod)
July 27, 2016 02:12

Fa Cube – thank you for that reference, for some reason my history upbringing (Spain, UK & U.S. centric) never mentioned our friend Arnaud. Must be a French thing, thus not worthy of mention by the others. That said, I agree with the sentiment and with muzzy on muzzy killings escalating, it looks like the problem will take care of… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster (@angrywebmaster)
July 27, 2016 05:07

France has succeeded in conquering all of Western Europe. They’re all cheese eating surrender monkeys now.

LibraryGryffon
LibraryGryffon (@librarygryffon)
July 27, 2016 10:29

It’s sort of like news reports of “politician done bad thing”, where if they don’t list the party affiliation you just know it’s a D.

I now automatically assume that if they say the motive is unknown that it can/will easily be proven to be jihad. (Just too late for it to hit the news cycles for that incident.)

LC Xystus
LC Xystus (@xystus)
July 27, 2016 15:52

“Slitting” is for tires. If I start cutting Islamocratic throats, it’ll be deeper than that–or maybe French-national-razor-style, with or without a proper national razor.

BC, Imperial Torturer
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BC, Imperial Torturer (@beecee)
July 27, 2016 17:06

And this is what passes for “journalism” at the BBC.

I’d dance a jig and pass out candy and assorted sweets to diabetic orphans if the Beeb were taken over by a herd of Assholes For Allah and every last one of the sniveling, Socialist Suicide Cult fucktards were summarily beheaded and then burned.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches (@fa-cube-itches)
July 28, 2016 17:40

BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

Given the way Europe is going, the odds of at least some folks at the Beeb getting a Charlie Hebdo Memorial Award For Journalistic Excellence are at least decent.