Goat Molesting Koranimals Butcher French Priest During Mass

An attacker that stormed a French church and slit an 84-year-old priest’s throat has been identified as Adel Kermiche. He was known to police and had travelled to Syria several times. A witness says the killers videoed the act while chanting in Arabic.
Speaking anonymously, a nun told Le Figaro that the terrorists rushed in suddenly.

“I left when they began to attack Father Jacques. I do not even know if they realized that I was leaving,” she said.

Another nun, Sister Danielle, told BFM TV that the attackers “recorded themselves.”

“They did a sort of sermon around the altar, in Arabic. It’s a horror,” she said.

We may never know what motivated this act. It’s a mystery.

“But… what about the Arabic and all the allahu akbar’ing?”

We may never know what mot…

“But ISIS claimed responsibility!”

DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? WE MAY NEVER KNOW, AND NEITHER MAY YOU! RACIST!

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Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Somewhere, Arnaud Amalric is probably annoyed.

Terrapod
Terrapod

Fa Cube – thank you for that reference, for some reason my history upbringing (Spain, UK & U.S. centric) never mentioned our friend Arnaud. Must be a French thing, thus not worthy of mention by the others. That said, I agree with the sentiment and with muzzy on muzzy killings escalating, it looks like the problem will take care of… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

France has succeeded in conquering all of Western Europe. They’re all cheese eating surrender monkeys now.

LibraryGryffon
LibraryGryffon

It’s sort of like news reports of “politician done bad thing”, where if they don’t list the party affiliation you just know it’s a D.

I now automatically assume that if they say the motive is unknown that it can/will easily be proven to be jihad. (Just too late for it to hit the news cycles for that incident.)

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

“Slitting” is for tires. If I start cutting Islamocratic throats, it’ll be deeper than that–or maybe French-national-razor-style, with or without a proper national razor.

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

And this is what passes for “journalism” at the BBC.

I’d dance a jig and pass out candy and assorted sweets to diabetic orphans if the Beeb were taken over by a herd of Assholes For Allah and every last one of the sniveling, Socialist Suicide Cult fucktards were summarily beheaded and then burned.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

Given the way Europe is going, the odds of at least some folks at the Beeb getting a Charlie Hebdo Memorial Award For Journalistic Excellence are at least decent.