Smell the Glove

So Bernie took a knee, kissed Cankles’ ring, then turned around, dropped trou and begged Her Rottenness to be gentle.

Not surprising, really, we hardly expected him to grow a spine at this late point in his life, no matter how much the DNCLeaks provided him with a reason, but that won’t keep us from posting this, which we shamelessly stole from AoS:

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Thatisall.

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Terrapod
Terrapod(@terrapod)
July 26, 2016 04:08

HAW! The Ruskies did it all right, Putin tasked Moscow CHEKA NKVD KGB FSB indergarden class to hack the DNC at will and lo and behold we have liftoff! The real game is whether they drip out more “gift packages” as we get closer to November And here I thought we were in for a boring mudslinging, ass-grabbing election cycle.… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod(@terrapod)
July 26, 2016 04:09

HAW! The Ruskies did it all right, Putin tasked Moscow CHEKA NKVD KGB FSB Kindergarden class to hack the DNC at will and lo and behold we have liftoff! The real game is whether they drip out more “gift packages” as we get closer to November And here I thought we were in for a boring mudslinging, ass-grabbing election cycle.… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster(@angrywebmaster)
July 26, 2016 04:24

Someone wondered if the RNC had been hacked too. Perhaps yes, perhaps now. If yes, they may have found pretty much nothing of interest.
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher(@vonzorch)
July 26, 2016 19:17

angrywebmaster @ #:3
Yep, the Rethuglicans don’t try to hide their dirty deeds, that would take some smarts. They aren’t called the Stupid Party for nothing.

FrankOK
FrankOK(@frankok)
July 27, 2016 16:35

It’s been rumored Her Canckleness postponed Bernie’s suicide …

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