Glad THAT’s Over

Because, to be quite honest, we were getting a bit tired of the Cuckservatives for Hillary!™ fantasizing about just how, any day now, they were going to come up with an ingenious and totally fool proof way of subverting the will of the greatest Republican Primary Majority in history.

Even though we’ll have to admit that the comedy value of seeing them crash and burn every single time was considerable. Until the 47th repetition, that is.

Why is it so funny? Has His Emperor no compassion for the bested, for the ones whose preferred candidate got beaten? Oh sure we do. As a matter of fact, OUR preferred candidate was one of those beaten. Not to mention that we, like all true conservatives, are fairly well accustomed to having even our halfway decent third choices replaced by some lickspittle, cuckservative, Uniparty Quisling in the primaries.

So yes, we’re quite familiar with the feeling.

What makes us completely incapable of feeling any sort of compassion, empathy or understanding for the current Cuckservatives for Hillary!™ is that in the past, whenever their preferred Quisling Donor Class Rentboys won the primaries, WE were told by those very same Cuckservatives for Hillary!™ that WE had to “suck it up and hold our noses” because if we didn’t, WE were the ones voting for the other side.

So we did. We held our noses and cursed under our breath, but dammit if we didn’t pull the correct lever because next time, next time our candidate would be the one to win and those other guys would be the ones to reciprocate and hold their noses.

Right. We should have known better, no?

We mean, how in the name of all of the Furies could we have ever been daft enough to think for a second that those lying, treasonous Quisling whorebags would ever, in a million years, live by their own rules?

So yes, we are enjoying the gift of their tears, the gift of their impotent little fat fists banging into the tables of their high chairs, the sound of their piss running down their legs and puddling around their feet and their laughable demands that we respect their opinions.

Respect is a two way street. And we intend to, in every way, respect you every bit as much as you respect us and have respected us in the past.

Fair enough, no?

At least our primary enemy, the one you never quite could bring yourselves to admit to being our primary enemy, never made any bones about being our enemy and pretending to be on our side.

That alone makes the Prozi Brownshirts better than you, even though that is the lowest bar to clear in the history of bars.

Why don’t you go reflect on that a bit, Cuckservatives for Hillary!™


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angrywebmaster (@angrywebmaster)
July 21, 2016 04:59

George Will: Gee, Brain Bill, what do you want to do tonight?

Bill Kristol: The same thing we do every night, Pinky George – try to take over the Republican Presidential Nomination!

LC Xystus
LC Xystus (@xystus)
July 21, 2016 16:23

:em05: :em05: :em05:

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches (@fa-cube-itches)
July 21, 2016 18:46

C’mon, dude. Everyone knows that True Conservatives really favor Better Managed Socialism. Any candidate who isn’t down with the program must be destroyed. Smaller government and increased personal liberty aren’t on the menu for a good reason – our betters know better what is best for us.

L.O.R. Ankle biter
L.O.R. Ankle biter (@drumforever)
July 22, 2016 12:03

The being thoroughly sick of eating excrement sandwiches is why I’m still refusing to vote Trump this November even though he’s won the republican primary. I don’t trust that he has the kind of principles I go for and I’m tired of eating crap sandwiches, so at very least I’m not going to pick up the sandwich of my own… Read more »

angrywebmaster (@angrywebmaster)
July 22, 2016 12:48

An aside. It looks like an unidentified shooter opened up in a mall in Munich, Germany a little while ago. Not a lot of information, including if shouts of “Allah Akbar” were heard.
72 hour rule is now in effect.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. (@cmblake6)
July 26, 2016 01:18

I voted R in the last two, well, shit, every, election since I was old enough to vote in 76. I have had nearly my belly full of this politician bullshit. BUT! Short of war what do we do to try and get some-damn-body in [lace to fix this? A coup sounds really good right about now.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. (@cmblake6)
July 26, 2016 01:19

And WTF is wrong with the comment editor?