Reality: 1, Cultist Morons: 0

These stories just never get old. They just never do:

A group of adventurers, sailors, pilots and climate scientists that recently started a journey around the North Pole in an effort to show the lack of ice, has been blocked from further travels…

Wait for it…

…by ice.


It just never gets OLD!


Wasn’t it the South Pole last year? Or was that the year before?

Oh, and our all-time favorite, the Great Church of Al-Goron’s Epic Northwest Passage Kayakathon from a few years back which didn’t quite work out because the Northwest Passage… wasn’t, you know, actually there.

On dark days, we still find ourself chuckling at our mental image of frozen Goresicles being hauled out of the water, horrified expression still frozen on their gaunt, vegan chimp faces.


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BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer (@beecee)
July 20, 2016 21:54

These Glow Bull Wormistas will be screaming about Urf burning up as their tiny testicles are freezing under a July snowpack in Shitcago. It’s a form of Kosmic Stoopid that can’t be cure, no matter how many rounds of ClueChemo they’re put through. Their little red wagons dinghies are hitched tightly to the stern of the SS Gorean Gravy Train… Read more »

angrywebmaster (@angrywebmaster)
July 21, 2016 05:02

Haven’t these morons ever heard of this remarkable invention called Satellite Imaging? You know, where they can get up to the minute pictures f the area they plan to get stuck in?

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches (@fa-cube-itches)
July 21, 2016 18:41

angrywebmaster @ #: Heard of it? Sure, of course they have. But the whole point of being one of the Global Elite, on the Right Side of History, for whom The Science is Settled, is that the universe bends to their will. Their wishing for something makes it so, even if it isn’t. Ultimately, all of that ice will simply… Read more »

L.O.R. Ankle biter
L.O.R. Ankle biter (@drumforever)
July 22, 2016 12:05

Actually, didn’t you know the mysterious They manipulate those satellite images so they show ice when none’s there? *snickers* Sorry guys I don’t know the right emoticons.