Gee, It’s Almost as if the Brit Voters Were On To Something

Also, yay BREXIT!

Now the rest of the rotten, fascist behemoth just needs to be put down with a bullet to its fascist brain.

The foreign ministers of France and Germany are due to reveal a blueprint to effectively do away with individual member states in what is being described as an “ultimatum”.

Under the radical proposals EU countries will lose the right to have their own army, criminal law, taxation system or central bank, with all those powers being transferred to Brussels.

Controversially member states would also lose what few controls they have left over their own borders, including the procedure for admitting and relocating refugees.

No armies, no sovereignty and, most importantly, no actual voting.

We simply cannot comprehend why those ungrateful Brits would vote to leave such a lovely arrangement.

/s

On the other hand, we’ve long been unable to suppress a chuckle at the irony of it all. The creation of the EU, we mean. It’s not like it’s the first time somebody had a dream about a unified Europa under the enlightened rule of a group of unelected leaders.

It’s just that the last one envisioned the capital of such a construct to be Berlin instead of Brussels.

Other than that, no difference.

Seems the Austrian corporal didn’t quite lose as bad as the history books would have us believe.

Thatisall.