Being Sick Sucks

So it’s a good thing that we can still find things to cheer us up while we let our poor website languish (again, our apologies for that).

The $15 minimum wage hike in California has sent financially troubled UC Berkeley into decision making mode, and “the people who clean buildings, who work in food services or health clinics,” says Todd Stenhouse, will be the ones without a job.

Because of course they will be. The lowest shlubs on the totem pole are always the first to go in socialist run “for the little guy” societies. Because socialists care. They care a LOT!

Also, the only alternative would be to *gasp*, *horror!*, let somebody go who provides, say, priceless services through lectures on transgendered basket weaving or womyn’s studies for a modest quarter mil a year, and how would society possibly survive without that?

We’re sure that the former workers who had to slave mindlessly for less than $15/hr will be much happier now that they’ll be living the life on $0/hr!

Thatisall.

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lc purple raider
lc purple raider
April 19, 2016 21:11

If they have professors who teach womyn’s studies, they are wasting their money.

And since UC Berzerkley’s money is taxpayer money, they are wasting our money.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
April 20, 2016 04:52

In the immortal words of Nelson on the Simpsons:

HA HA!

:em05:

Terrapod
Terrapod
April 20, 2016 05:14

Not to worry, comrades Bernie Hill have already stated that the gubbmint will have deep programs to pay them an equivalent wage for not working, with full hellth care of course! Pretty sure Gov. Moonbream will support it so long as all the rest of us schlubs who still work are paying taxes, and if not, why just speed up… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
April 20, 2016 05:56

Terrapod @ #: BTW, who is loaning tens of Billions to the Saudis now? China mebbe???? Hmmmm. I just saw that. China probably. They would want to secure a good source of oil, and now that we don’t need M.E oil any longer. (Provided we can ship the EPA over to the M.E. and get back to drilling, pumping and… Read more »

tweell
tweell
April 20, 2016 17:13

Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
April 20, 2016 21:40

Chinese troops moving into Mecca?

Seeing as the Chinese does not like muzzies, it will be some interesting times.

I don’t know whether to laugh or take cover!

irish19
irish19
April 21, 2016 09:54

lc purple raider @ #:
Buy popcorn (or pretzels) and beer and sit back and watch the show.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
April 21, 2016 18:45

Minimum wage laws do not “extract more wages from greedy capitalist pigs” like the mouthbreathers who advocate for them believe. Instead, they make all labor that is worth less than the new minimum wage illegal. By definition, this affects only those unskilled and semiskilled laborers whose time cannot create more value than the new minimum wage. It also alters the… Read more »

Guest
April 25, 2016 21:53

tweell says:

Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.

Thanks, I needed that!

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
April 30, 2016 11:29

And yet more burden on those of us who actually work. :em08: