“Moderate Muslim Majority” Finally Quantified!

Time to dust this thing off again. We’ve been a bit lazy lately. Our apologies.

But boy do we have amazing news to share with you!

We’re all already all too familiar with how, every single time another hundred plus mangled bodies have been stacked upon the bloody, gore-smeared altar of multiculturalism, we’re told that we can’t possible draw any conclusions based on this the 27,459th attack by #NotAllMuslims, because that would be hideously unfair and downright brutal to the “moderate muslim majority”.

Right before we’re told, of course, that the real victims her aren’t the dismembered, bloody corpses of women and children littering the streets, but instead those very same “moderate muslims” who must now cower in existential dread under their dish-dashas while waiting for the bloody backlash that never seems to materialize. (Yet.)

What has vexed His Imperial Majesty and, we’re sure, quite a few of you, dear LCs, is that we never can seem to get a solid number as to the size of this “moderate muslim majority.”

Never, until now, that is, thanks to this otherwise tedious, pompous, suicidal bit of idiocy from the New York Slimes.

“Our cities are facing a huge problem, maybe the largest since World War II,” Mr. Goldstein said. “How is it that people who were born here in Brussels, in Paris, can call heroes the people who commit violence and terror? That is the real question we’re facing.”

Friends who teach the equivalent of high school seniors in the predominantly Muslim districts of Molenbeek and Schaerbeek told him that “90 percent of their students, 17, 18 years old, called them heroes,” he said.

OK.

So 10%? That’s the size of the “moderate muslim majority?”

That’s right in the neighborhood of what we’d expected. On a particularly optimistic day.

So what do we do with the other 90%

Glad you asked:

Crispy Critters!

Crispy Critters!

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
April 12, 2016 05:01

I seem to recall one of those 10 percent was murdered in England I believe by a few of the other 90 percent. Why? He was nice to non-Muslims or something.

And an aside.

What’s the picture down there in for IT jobs? I’m thinking it’s time to move from the home of Sig Saur.
:em03:

JonB
JonB
April 12, 2016 18:56

If we don’t start killing them, it’s over. Their goal is to kill every last one of us. If we do not meet them with equal force and will, we will not exist in 15years or so.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
April 12, 2016 19:20

Nukes are ok, but I prefer high lethality, low persistence gasses, repeat application as necessary. After all there is some very beautiful and historic architecture there, and a nuke would destroy a lot of it, as well as complicating resource extraction. Oh except for Mecca, give that place at least seven warheads clustered so the fireballs touch the seventh an… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
April 13, 2016 00:24

VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:

Nah, just have our Russian friends dust off a Tsar bomba for old time’s sake. Show ’em what the Hand of God really looks like. You know, as a conversation starter.

redc1c4
redc1c4
April 13, 2016 04:20

i’m thinking that, once we have an American President in office, they simply announce that the next attack by the religion of pieces on our citizens will be met with a response that will indicate once and for all that murdering them is unacceptable. the day after the inevitable attack, Mecca and Medina disappear in a series of nuclear fireballs,… Read more »

Mattexian
Mattexian
April 13, 2016 15:00

Maybe my memory’s faulty, but I vaguely recall one incident of backlash after 9/11, but it unfortunately targeted a Sikh, not a Muslim.

As one meme I’ve seen says, “I’m Sikh and tired of being confused with terrorists! We’re the 7-11 people, not the 9/11 prople!” :em05:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
April 13, 2016 16:05

Fa Cube Itches @ #: 4
Yeah, that’ll work too.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
April 13, 2016 18:23

Mattexian:

Maybe my memory’s faulty, but I vaguely recall one incident of backlash after 9/11, but it unfortunately targeted a Sikh, not a Muslim.

Yeah, I remember that too. Some idiot couldn’t tell the turbans apart. :em04:

Tallulah
Tallulah
April 14, 2016 01:31

Yes. And there’s this: “Twenty years ago … I published the report titled Islamophobia: A Challenge for Us All, we thought that the real risk of the arrival of new communities was discrimination against Muslims,” writes Trevor Phillips, former head of Britain’s Equalities and Human Rights Commission. Liberal opinion in Britain has, for more than two decades, maintained that most… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
April 14, 2016 01:34

And for the record, SIKHS ARE OKAY.

[Though it has to be said, not all of them know how to run a gas station…. 😉

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
April 14, 2016 04:37

Tallulah @ #:

And for the record, SIKHS ARE OKAY.

:em01:
Actually, Sikh’s are Cool.
And for the record, I’m not a sikh.
Sikh’s and Muslims get along, traditionally, like nitro and matches.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
April 14, 2016 21:59

angrywebmaster says:

Sikh’s and Muslims get along, traditionally, like nitro and matches

You could insert any nationality: Sikh, Italian, Japanese, whatever, and that sentence would still be correct.

LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
April 15, 2016 12:23

The next president has to do it the Chicago way… They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get Islamist scum. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
April 15, 2016 17:32

Wir werden der Feind zerstören–with extreme prejudice.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
April 16, 2016 00:53

VonZorch Imperial Researcher says: Nukes are ok, but I prefer high lethality, low persistence gasses, repeat application as necessary. After all there is some very beautiful and historic architecture there, and a nuke would destroy a lot of it, as well as complicating resource extraction. Oh except for Mecca, give that place at least seven warheads clustered so the fireballs… Read more »