It appears that Shorty has been well and truly got.

Marco “Forked Tongue” ¬°Ruuubio! has finally retired his hopeless loser campaign after having had his arse handed to him in his home state, Florida. Floridians don’t tend to forget being lied to easily, it would appear. Still, even though it at least keeps him from sucking votes needlessly, it makes us kind of sad to see the court jester of the 2016 primaries leaving the show. After all, that leaves the GOPe with, what, Kasich? That dude with the personality of a damp dish rag? It’s not even fun to mock him.

So the robot midget is out. At this point we might have made some highly inappropriate jokes involving Tyrion Lannister, except Tyrion is much smarter and, well, more competent than Marco.

Also about 7 inches taller.

At least now he’s got a full four years on unemployment benefits rehearsing his robotic answers, which is fine by us, seeing as how he won’t be rehearsing them on live TV where we might inadvertently chance upon them.


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By Emperor Misha I

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March 16, 2016 01:02

Well, get a load of this, Misha:

Takes 3 and a half minutes. These are all top, top GOP guys over dinner, talking about how they’re going to stop Trump: Limbaugh was talking about it today, and he was STUNNED.

March 16, 2016 01:03
March 16, 2016 01:06

Whichever dog you like in this fight (I’ve been partial to Cruz), THIS ain’t good. Note especially how clueless Vin Weber is in this clip. “Reds and pinkos?” he asks, like he’s never heard of them before, and he’s risin’ 65 if he’s a day. Quote of the day in this: “All they’ve got is a lot of votes.” The… Read more »

March 16, 2016 04:51

I would have been surprised if Kasich lost Ohio. Pleasantly surprised, but surprised none the less. He committed electoral suicide over the weekend, promising open borders, amnesty for criminal aliens and a path to citizenship. On the flips side, Trump won pretty much everything else, however I haven’t seen how things are going in Missouri yet. First things first and… Read more »