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In our ongoing campaign to kick people when they’re down.

So Ruuuuuuubio won MN, eh?

Here’s a bit of perspective for ya:

MN GOP caucus winners:
2016 – Rubio
2012 – Santorum
2008 – Romney
Strong record of choosing winners!

Heheheheheh!

Much like the vaunted “Ames straw poll.” Where’s “Ames” again? We still can’t find it on Google Maps. Must be a super secret, very important sort of place. Like Area 51.

Stick to cheese, why dontcha? Or whatever it is you’re into. We’re not judging.

Thatisall.

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LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
March 2, 2016 01:31

Ames is roughly thirty minutes north of Des Moines. If you make an “X” by drawing a line from Iowa’s NE corner to its SW corner, and a second line from the NW corner to that squiggly thing in the SE, Ames is pretty much where the two lines intersect.

Also, the Straw Poll was officially cancelled in 2015.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 2, 2016 04:52

Minnesota. The land where the voters brain froze. They will always pick the losers.
:em07:

March 2, 2016 07:11

More likely Lutefisk than cheese.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
March 2, 2016 12:09

Minnesota: Illinois without the charm!

LC Ted
LC Ted
March 2, 2016 16:31

Illinois is charming?

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
March 2, 2016 18:30

angrywebmaster:

Minnesota. The land where the voters brain froze. They will always pick the losers.

My county went for Cruz! 🙂

lc purple raider:
Minnesota: Illinois without the charm!

Hardly. No one would confuse my region with IllNoise.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
March 2, 2016 21:59

LC Xystus says:

My county went for Cruz! 🙂

What about that piece of your state that floated off and attached itself to Canada? How’d the residents of that thing vote??

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
March 3, 2016 03:53

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology: What about that piece of your state that floated off and attached itself to Canada? How’d the residents of that thing vote?? What, the Northwest Angle? Part of Lake of the Woods County (which split off from ours in the early ’20s), it only exists thanks to an inaccurate map at the Treaty of… Read more »