Lindsay Grahamnesty Really Ought to Stick to Picking out Fabrics for “His” Dresses

South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham thinks his party has gone “bats—” crazy, and joked Thursday that it’s possible to get away with murdering Ted Cruz if it happened in the Senate.

“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you,” the former presidential candidate said at the Washington Press Club Foundation’s 72nd Congressional Dinner, referencing the Texas senator’s unpopular reputation on Capitol Hill.

See, that’s one of the many things we LOVE about Senator Cruz. He has all the right enemies!

And they’re all batshit crazy.

How’s about this one, Lindsay McLohan: “If you were to set Lindsay Graham on fire in the middle of Times Square and start making s’mores over the smoldering embers of his carcass, and the subsequent trial were held literally anywhere in the world, nobody would convict you. Also, there’d be a huge party held in your honor afterwards.”

Deluded RINO fucktard.

Thatisall.

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maxxdog
maxxdog
February 26, 2016 22:55

I have never liked this smug little fuck. Everytime I see his mug on the screen I want to reach out and tweek the little fucks nose.
I seem to recall saying the same back in 05 or so and being told I was wrong.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 27, 2016 05:13

Best line EVER about Linseed Grahmnesty.
Trump Rally, Milford NH.
Ann Coulter speaking.

“Lindsey Graham hasn’t been this excited since he went to the grand opening of a Fabric store.”

:em05:

Bones
Bones
February 27, 2016 08:31

To all the fellow rottie’s out there, I apologize on behalf of south carolina. I have no fucking idea how this piece of shit keeps getting re-elected. Not a single soul that I know, nor anyone that they know, like the little poofter, and would never vote for it. There is either a huge scam where the vote machines are… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
February 28, 2016 12:57

“If you were to set Lindsay Graham on fire in the middle of Times Square and start making s’mores over the smoldering embers of his carcass,

yeeeesh……can you imagine how awful those ‘smores would taste?

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 28, 2016 14:19

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

yeeeesh……can you imagine how awful those ‘smores would taste?

Not only that, think of all the air pollution a smoldering Graham would cause. We’d have the EPA all over us.
:em06:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
February 28, 2016 16:09

angrywebmaster says: Not only that, think of all the air pollution a smoldering Graham would cause. We’d have the EPA all over us. angrywebmaster recently posted..Say goodbye to Melissa Harris-Perry but on second thought…..he does have most of the necessary ingredients to make a good s’more….he’s a graham, he’s definitely a cracker, and he’s MOST definitely a marshmallow. So where… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK
February 28, 2016 21:58

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says: “If you were to set Lindsay Graham on fire in the middle of Times Square and start making s’mores over the smoldering embers of his carcass, yeeeesh……can you imagine how awful those ‘smores would taste? We’d all be like that dog that bit the muzzie and have to lick our asses for a… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK
February 28, 2016 21:59

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says: angrywebmaster says: Not only that, think of all the air pollution a smoldering Graham would cause. We’d have the EPA all over us. angrywebmaster recently posted..Say goodbye to Melissa Harris-Perry but on second thought…..he does have most of the necessary ingredients to make a good s’more….he’s a graham, he’s definitely a cracker, and… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
March 1, 2016 12:26

Whether Cruz takes it, or Trump, do NOT sit on your ass at home and not vote. Imagine a Hitlery regime.