Alright, Anti-Trumpers, This is It

Yes, we’re one of you. We’re not particularly fond of the idea of a wild card that we don’t know becoming the nominee either.

Although, in all fairness, we haven’t had that much luck with the candidates that we thought that we knew in the past either, have we?

But the facts are facts, and they’re staring us straight in the face: At this point, it would be even more of an historical aberration for Trump to NOT become the nominee than for him to even be a contender in the first place. Just let this one sink in for a moment. You know that it’s true. Iowa never mattered, unless you asked the cornahol welfare whores. What does matter is that NO GOP contender has ever won New Hempshirt, South Carolina and Nevada and NOT gone on to win the nomination.

Heck, right now it looks like Trump is tying Cruz in TEXAS, and that’s unprecedented. In case you’d forgotten, Cruz is a Texan, and we always stand by our guy.

So here’s the deal: If you want Anybody But Trump™ to win, it’s down to brass tacks. With both Mario and Cruz in the race, that just ain’t going to happen. It’s a long shot for it to happen even with one of them out, but it’s the only shot.

So which one drops out?

Leaving everything as it is with nobody dropping out, Trump is the nominee.

If Cruz drops out, his voters, we’re one of them, are sure as Hades not going to break for Amnesty Boy Rubio, the proven liar who only got a seat in the Senate, his only accomplishment by the way (much like our current “president”), by lying his arse off to get a place at the DC trough with the other lying pigs. To this day, he’s still going all “saying one thing in English and another thing in Spanish” on the illegal immigration issue. Much like Yasser Arafat, another “conservative icon.”

They’re either going to stay home or vote for the guy who at least pretends to give a shit about illegal immigration, even though we’re not at all sure how firm he is on it. Which is why we’re a Cruz supporter, because we don’t doubt him. At least he hasn’t already proven himself to be a lying whore.

Lie to us once, you’re dead to us forever.

So Cruz dropping out would only strengthen Trump, who already has more support than Cruz and Rubio put together.

Which leaves us with the only viable option of Rubio dropping out, if by “viable” you mean “anybody but Trump”. And that’s still shaky, but that’s the only shot at this point. And we all know how likely it is that Liar Boy is going to drop out, seeing as he’s the only cabana boy whore left to the GOPe, don’t we?

Sooooo… Discounting drug-induced fantasies about 2016, we’re realistically left with Trump, Cankles or Commie.

We don’t like ANY of those choices, but they’re the choices we have.

Barring Trump having a heart attack or him being the greatest Troll in all of history, he IS going to be the candidate in November.

We don’t trust Trump, but at least with him we have a shot at our nation surviving for long enough that somebody else can grab the White House.

With Cankles or Commie Claus, that goes right out the window.

We agree that the only person that Trump truly cares about is Trump, but with him being a business man (they don’t typically do very well under Prozi regimes), we believe that, among the distasteful choices realistically available to us, he is the only one that might carry us through to 2020. And heck, we could be completely wrong about him and he could turn out to be the only thing better than sliced bread. We don’t know, and neither do you. But we do know that with Cankles or Commie Claus at the helm, there’ll be no scraps to fight over in four years.

So think about that.

Wild card versus dead certainty.

We’re not asking anybody to vote against their conscience, but think about it.

Thatisall.