We’re Coming to Get You, You Elitist, Tyrant Bastards.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Then die. Try to accept your deaths graciously and we’ll make them quick. Plus, we’d bloody well hate to get your vomit of fear on our pants and boots. The stink just never quite comes out, no matter how many times you wash.

Required reading for the day:

Resentful of Democrat-voting losers and bums who don’t feel like working but who expect you to toil to pay them off? Selfish!

Think that just because one of us would go to prison for, say, mishandling hundreds of classified documents, then a member of the elite should too? Sexist!

Upset that some skeevy weirdo pretending to be a girl is going to crash your daughter’s high school locker room for a bit of live entertainment? Transphobic!

Yeah, if you’re a normal American, you’re pretty much the root of all evil. You’re the worst of the worst. You suck.

Welcome to Political Three Card Monte. Whatever the issue, you lose.

But now we’ve done asking the elite for help. Now we’re telling the establishment how it’s going to be.

Do read the whole thing.

Thatisall.

newest oldest most voted
Notify of
angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

You didn’t mention it was Kurt Schlicter who penned this fine column. The problem I see is that nothing will be done, just as nothing is being done in Europe. It will take a massive incident to wake up the elites, something that affects them personally, and I don’t see it happening. If I sound depressed, I am. No job… Read more »

Bones
Bones

Angry, Happy Birthday to you! Mine is also today, and though I have no wish to rub salt in another brothers wounds, i was there about 9 years ago. Today i shall spend my day finalizing the mortgage paperwork with the bank for the farm that my wife and I bought 3 years ago, then cleared a bunch of land… Read more »

VAconservative
VAconservative

Happy birthday fellow Capricorns. And there may be signs of cognition in Europe. A few from the land of my ancestors may well have reached their limit with Frau Merkel’s antics. Hoping to see some here too. But the local rag this AM had an article on Trump at Liberty University here in VA yesterday. Sure, send your most liberal… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Bones @ #: though I have no wish to rub salt in another brothers wounds, i was there about 9 years ago. Thanks. At least it wasn’t a vicious fight. My ex and I are on very good terms. No kids and it was uncontested. It wasn’t me she was upset with so much as not having a job, not… Read more »

L.C. Mope
L.C. Mope

http://rottie-refugees.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/PalinFlight.png

Looks like Palin will be endorsing Trump. That ought to make some heads explode.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

L.C. Mope @ #:

Looks like Palin will be endorsing Trump. That ought to make some heads explode.

Interesting. At the very least she’s going to talk to him. Perhaps Secretary of the Interior Palin in the Trump admnistration?
:em03:

L.C. Mope
L.C. Mope

Could be she is just going to Iowa to get some advise on selling her home in Arizona.
http://mecktimes.com/news/2016/01/19/sarah-palin-puts-home-on-market/

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

@1. & 2. Birthdays seem suddenly popular! I’d forgotten, till F-Book™ reminded me, that this is the 60th birthday of a close childhood friend who’s now a Methodist minister. I’d already “celebrated” the date the same way I’d observed “Dr. Jr. Day”–with a screening colonoscopy, since the former day’s scheduled procedure had come a cropper when the prescribed preparation failed… Read more »

L.C. Mope
L.C. Mope

And good to see ya, Mopester! I still have quite a few Carbon Offsets™ in stock. These Shitcago Type Offsets© are the Real Deal! I make them myself at the Cardboard Condominium. Accept No Imitations! I made them yesterday when it was 9 degrees below zero. Guaranteed good to 129 degrees Fahrenheit! Now 50% off for a limited time! (While… Read more »