Remember how we conservatives are always told by the Vichy GOP to hold our noses if the candidate we didn’t like wins? Remember how they trot that one out every single time they manage to shove an Establishment RINO down our throats? Party Unity!

And then, when they lose to a conservative, they turn right the fuck around and sabotage their own party’s candidate because their anuses are itching.

Yeah. Fuck you too, ¡Jeb!

Prior to the debate, senior Bush aides began looking into the possibility of making a clear break with Trump — potentially with the candidate stating that, if Trump were the nominee, Bush would not support him.

The former Florida governor didn’t go that far, but the option may still be on the table. The Bush campaign has already examined whether such a statement would disqualify him from certain state primary ballots, some of which demand that candidates sign a loyalty pledge declaring that they will support the eventual Republican Party nominee.

You pathetic, sniveling, lying, two-faced, hypocritical, festering toads. We hope you all die in a fire. Slowly. On endless repeat.

And we’ll laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh as your skin crackles and your eyeballs melt.

Metaphorically, of course.

GOP? Burn it down.


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By Emperor Misha I

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December 17, 2015 05:37

Juan! Ernesto Arbusto, (I’m Spanishifying his name so he will feel more at home), expected to be handed the nomination. Now when he’s being told by pretty much everyone that he sucks, he’s going to throw a temper tantrum. Good. If Trump or Cruz wins, (Or a trump/Cruz ticket), the RINO establishment is going to be turn apart in the… Read more »