Ya’ll didn’t really think we here at the AIR would let a juicy tidbit like the recent shootings in TX go without commenting on now dija’ ?
H/T to Tallulah who brought us this link from Ace of Spades HQ
ISIS reportedly has claimed responsibility for the attacks of two gun men in TX at an event sponsored by Pamela Geller and the American Freedom Defense Initiative.
I figured maybe a lessons learned was in order after the events in TX. So pay attention Abduallah – class is now in session.
1. ISIS is Claiming responsibility for a failed attack on a soft target – Really? I’d probably hold off on that one …you guys need to up your game.
2. Two Jihahdi – Joes, with “assault rifles” (according to the presstitutes) managed to – shoot a security guard. In the ankle. *Facepalm* What are you guys vying for? “Worst shots ever”? How many times do we here in the Empire preach about sight picture and fire discipline people! Really!!! Sigh….Oh well, if you goat molesters ain’t got it by now – You ain’t ever going to get it.
3. Both now very dead terrorist are cooling rapidly after being taken out by a traffic cop – with a handgun. Talk about embarrassing ..out gunned and out numbered and a traffic cop kicked your asses?? I don’t care who you are – that’s funny right there. Okay, I’ll admit it, He probably missed his morning doughnut and coffee so he was extra cranky – sucks to be you huh?
4. As one Rottie faithful mentioned -” We shoot back”. Yes indeed we do. Note to ISIS; The game’s a whole lot different when your not running around a bunch of 3rd world shit holes with an unarmed populace. Remember this, write it down, you WILL see this material again. This is one of those ‘teachable moments” and if you don’t remember it… well I am sure the millions of law abiding gun owners here in America will be all too happy to provide you idiots with refresher training. Speaking of which, we’re damned good at shooting. Hence a cop with a handgun taking out two morons with rifles AND body armor……WE. SHOOT. BACK.
5. We here at the Empire being g_dly sorts and all, have made sure your now very dead pals in TX – are getting their 72 virgins. We cloned Helen Thomas and Rosanne Barr. 36 times each. Hey never let it be said we’re not benevolent here….have fun with that. Send more Jihadis, we’ll make sure they get their “rewards in paradise”. No really, trust us.
6. We’re not France. If you go to someplace like New York City, you might find a French Restaurant and a prissy uptight waiter – but that is as far as we go. You will not find any of those restaurants in TX. What you will find are Christians. Tons of them, and all of them have weapons. They tend to frown upon such things as radical Muslims shooting the place up. Next time, pick a less prickly cactus. Maybe try, I dunno….someplace like Baltimore.
7. Pamela Geller is a woman. We Americans frown on 7th century tea boy banging assholes attacking our women. Americans from TX will kill you for it. And not think twice about doing it either. None the less…..Judging from your pathetic showing there in TX, she probably would have kicked your asses by herself. Barehanded. Our women are no joke.
8. Never attack a freedom of speech event in the same place that people like Chris Kyle, Marcus Luttrel and other assorted bad asses are bred. It’s just not a fluke, Texans BREED these people called SEALS, Green Berets, and others like you people breed fucking camels. They’re good at it.
9. There is no Sharia Law in the US. Remember this. Should you survive the next attempt, we’ll still kill you. It might take the lawyers a few years to wrangle it out in court. But we WILL still kill you. We’ve killed more than one of our own for terrorist acts, we won’t bat an eye about you.
Thus concludes today’s lesson…. Class Dismissed!