Princess Precious Perfect is a Medical Genius Too!

Is there anything that the jugeared freak in the White House CAN’T do?

President Obama said in an interview broadcast Wednesday that his push to address climate change has been partly influenced by a frightening moment when his daughter Malia had an asthma attack as a 4-year-old.

What I can relate to is the fear a parent has, when your 4-year-old daughter comes up to you and says, ‘Daddy, I’m having trouble breathing.’ The fright you feel is terrible,” the president said on ABC’s “Good Morning America” Wednesday.

“And if we can make sure that our responses to the environment are reducing those incidents, that’s something that I think every parent would wish for.”

So, according the the sub-literate, drooling narcissist in chief, Glowbull Wormening causes asthma?

“Oh no… Sun is shining! Can’t… breathe…”

Seriously, the sheer amount of knowledge in that man’s skull is simply, pardon the choice of words, breathtaking!

So we may assume that you helped your daughter by giving her a breathalyzer, right? After all, that is one of your other amazing pieces of brilliant insight into all matters medical.

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure indeed.


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Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
April 9, 2015 22:35

well add this quote to his intellectual treasures:

“What we’ve done is try to do as much administratively to tighten up how background checks are run, to go after illegal drug runners.”

you know, as in Fast and Furious…….

from this article

April 10, 2015 00:01

President Obama has decided to reposition “climate change” as a “health issue”. So insisting that the planet is gonna fry and that two decades of non-warming is proof that global warming is rampaging out of control is going to be reclassified as a mental illness? Great! Oh, wait. That’s not what he means
Mark Steyn

April 10, 2015 03:36

Isn’t there something about the state not pushing a formal religion on people? After all, the AGW is nothing more then a religion, since their models can’t even predict past weather. I’m waiting for someone to file suit claiming that it is a state imposed religion, Be interesting to see just how “settled” the science is in a court of… Read more »

April 10, 2015 09:47

If global warming were real they wouldn’t have to lie about it.

April 10, 2015 12:30

they were at a circus, and the kid has a peanut allergy… so yeah, i TOTALLY agree that it was climate change to blame, and not stupid adults putting a child at risk through their ignorance. of course, smoking around the brat all those years didn’t hurt her either, did it? what a miserable sack of shit. BTW: has anyone… Read more »

April 10, 2015 17:26

Did you hear about the bees that disrupted Der Fubar’s storytelling last weekend? Dimbulb had a bunch of frightened children and all he did was say “Don’t worry, the bees are good. They won’t sting you.”

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
April 10, 2015 18:23

The burning question left unanswered in Ogabe’s enthralling tale of woe is which one of the 57 states did the scarring incident occur?

And did he call a Navy corpseman to help? Or perhaps a dead soldier he saw in the audience?

April 10, 2015 19:41

AGW is easily the greatest hoax ever perpetrated by a government. The reason I say that is because our government not only convinced almost half of our population but they also convinced other governments to convince their populations.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
April 10, 2015 21:43

kmhendu @ #: The other governments jumped on board because they’re either already full blown socialists eager to destroy their own economies, or they’re third rate shot holes who want to see the developed world drug down to their level. The Goreacle’s ponzi scheme is made to order to do just that. Algore would still maintian his luxurious lifestyle though,… Read more »

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
April 11, 2015 15:15

Obama the fucking epidemiologist.
Spare me.

April 12, 2015 09:15

We can do genetic testing on Sharia and Malaria to determine which medications for asthma may be most effective for them however the best reliability for potential medical problems would be a reliable family history. Anyone know who the spawns parents are? Specifically the alleged father?

April 12, 2015 21:03

Library Czar says:

Anyone know who the spawns parents are? Specifically the alleged father?

Moochelle has to be the mother. If you’ve ever seen pictures of her, her mother, and the girls together, they all have the exact same resting bitch face. As for the baby-daddy, only Mooch and her turkey baster know for sure.