There is Stupid…

And then there is offensively stupid:

Rep. Peter King, a Republican retarded fuckwit from New York,

Fixed it for you. Yes, we’re feeling ever so helpful today.

is planning to introduce legislation that would make it illegal to bring a gun within 1,000 feet of a government official, according to a person familiar with the congressman’s intentions.

We sincerely hope that they come out with a vehement denial of this and soon because this is about the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard and yes, we’ve watched C-SPAN coverage of Congress before so that is saying something.

Just how in the name of Ba’al’s rotting jockstrap are they supposed to enforce that one? Will our “betters” be surrounded by a moving force field keeping law-abiding CCL holders up to date on whether or not we’re entering a “no carry zone?” Will we implant a rangefinder chip in all Congress-weasels? Will Congress-worms be surrounded by a circle of criers banging on cow bells shouting “Lord of Congress approaching, no gun-wielding serfs may approach any closer!”

Which brings us to another point: What possessed this fuckwit and the equally fuckwitted fuckwits supporting the idea of the notion that Congress-porkers are so much more important than everybody else that they require special rules to protect their holy selves? Their hyper-inflated egos, of course. That was a rhetorical question.

Are they trying to give We the People a good reason to, ahem, “remonstrate forcefully” with them? If so, they’re doing a great job.

Oh, and of course the most important point: Does that pompous arse and his supporters believe that a psycho who is hell bent and determined to bag himself a politician is going to have second thoughts because, you know, planning to murder somebody in cold blood is one thing, but going against an act of Congress stating that you may not possess a weapon within 1,000 feet of a Lord Your Master is just one step too far?

The only, ONLY people who would be even remotely likely to obey such an idiotic edict would be the very people who might very well save the fat, overpaid, underworked porker’s arse’s life by gunning down the assassin first.

Come to think of it, this may not be such a bad idea after all.

We herewith denounce ourself for our uncivil rhetoric.

The rest of the article is equally full of monumental, cosmic fail (it IS the Puffington Host, after all, so it’s not like you’d be expecting signs of intelligence), but this one little bit had us chuckling:

It is already illegal in the U.S. to carry a gun within 1,000 feet of a school.

IS it now? Well, somebody needs to send us poor liberty-obsessed, ig’nant hicks down here the memo, because we sure haven’t heard of it and, last we checked, we hadn’t thrown the other states out of the union we graciously allowed them to join back in 1845.

Imagine if that were true: Googlemaps would have to include an “avoid getting within 1,000 feet of a school” option when asking for directions which might pose some slight difficulties if you wanted to drive around in a city with more than six horses and a whore.

You might want to do some basic fact checking before you reach for your keyboards in the future. Oh, there might be some insane states where that is the rule, we have no doubts, but Texas ain’t one of them.

What an utter waste of tissue those leftists are. If only somebody would come up with a way to recycle them into something useful to mankind.

Thatisall.