Of Liars, Pussies and Frothing Anti-Semites

Yes, we realize that we could just write about the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure in the White House and have covered all of those bases, but we like to spread the disdain a bit.

So there’s this guy on NBC, some teleprompter-reading monkey who calls himself a “newsman” because he can read aloud, who’s been running around lying faster than a Fuckface Kerry on steroids. Brian Williams, we believe his name is. His giant self-aggrandizing whoppers include, but are not limited to, wading around hip deep in corpses floating around after Katrina, staring down the tube of RPGs firing at the chopper he was flying in and, his greatest hit, actually BEING in a chopper that was hit by RPG fire that actually hit another chopper.

Since Williams is a member of the anointed Democrat Prozi Propaganda Media, the Prozi liars have since been busy discovering hitherto unknown theories about how the human brain creates memories in order to be able to defend said serial liar. Apparently “misremembering” whether or not your whirly bird was hit by several pounds of flaming, furious death is now a thing.

It’ll come in handy next time a Republican is accused of lying. Oh hell, who are we kidding here? All of those fables about “misremembering” will be forgotten the instant it’s a Republican being accused of having forgotten to hand in a library book on time.

In the gutless pussy department, Boy King Obama’s response to ISIS burning a pilot alive was to mumble something about this totally not connected to any religion at all heinous act was a really heinous act, but let’s not forget the Crusades, y’all. He then went off to play another sixteen rounds of golf while his Secret Service detail, no doubt, spent most of their time keeping a sharp lookout for rogue Knights Templar and militant Presbyterians. Priorities, you know.

We won’t even get started on how intensely it annoys us to hear mental defectives who wouldn’t know a history book from a hole in the ground babble on about the Crusades. It’s pointless. Might as well try to teach a pig how to fly a space shuttle. Suffice it to say that, at this point in history, it might be a good idea to consider starting another one of them. Or two.

And then we have the French getting jiggy with their old favorite pastime of WWII, which is to run around murdering Jews. Granted, this time it’s not so much the French as the muslim hordes that they’ve imported and outsourced the task to. Most famously, for values of “fame”, was the incident in which #NotAllMuslims recently walked into a kosher deli and proceeded to shoot up the place.

This, according to Khalif Mustafa Barack Obama, was a typical example of “random violence”. Nothing targeted or deliberate about it. Those darling #NotAllMuslims just happened to “randomly” shoot up a “random” kosher deli full of “random” Jews.

A few days later, some other #NotAllMuslims went on a rampage vandalizing cars, randomly spraying “Juif” (“Jew”) over random cars after, presumably, having randomly found the word in a random dictionary.

No pattern there, nothing to see, now move along… RAYCISSSS! Also, the Crusades.

Does that just about cover the past week of stupidity?

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Deus io vult.

Thatisall.

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LC Gregory
LC Gregory
February 13, 2015 17:01

Je Suis Random!

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 13, 2015 18:32

Dredging up your inner Abbot Arnaud Sire, or just translating your own words into Latin?

Your and the webmaster’s recap only scratches the surface. You forgot about the Narcissist in Chief’s selfie video. If that doesn’t summarize this egotistical cock sucker’s personality disorder in a few sickening seconds of video, nothing does.

*sigh^, I actually miss Clinton.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 13, 2015 20:23

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

*sigh^, I actually miss Clinton.

Not to worry, you will probably have Clinton back for at least 4 years.
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Hope you like thunder thighs and cankles on a president.
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readerjp
readerjp
February 13, 2015 22:38

That cocksucker can’t even bring himself to say “Islamic.” When are people going to wake up and see him for what he is: a hater of Jews and America, determined to destroy both. He is a TRAITOR; if Benghazi didn’t prove it, his GIVING THE NUCLEAR BOMB TO IRAN, who has never stopped saying they will destroy the Little Devil… Read more »

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
February 14, 2015 06:16

People I know died in Iraq for this…or were destroyed in some way.

Welcome to Ameritopia.

single stack
single stack
February 14, 2015 07:39

Not to worry, you will probably have Clinton back for at least 4 years.

I just read a story about the enormous amounts of money Jeb Bush is getting from Republican establishment donors (read, Treasonous, Backstabbing Motherfuckers, Inc.). If they’re able to buy the R nomination for their boy the Dim nominee is a shoe-in.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
February 14, 2015 08:38

Actually, there is another stunning bit of feckless scumbaggery that needs to be given the same treatment, and that is the absolutely mind-bogglingly shameful way that the Marines were forced to abandon their posts under sporadic fire in Yemen, and ordered to turn over their personal weapons and abandon vehicles before departing the country on a civilian air carrier. Caught… Read more »

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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 14, 2015 09:10

angrywebmaster says: Hope you like thunder thighs and cankles on a president. For all the other faults and problems she would bring, at least there wold be more balls in the Oval Office then there is now. Well, except for when Ogabe’s boytoy drops trow to be serviced anyway. And for one week of every month the world would tremble… Read more »

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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 14, 2015 09:11

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain says:

People I know died in Iraq for this…

The leftists warned Iraq would be another Vietnam. Guess they were right after all.

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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 14, 2015 09:14

LC SecondMouse @ #:
But, but,…Yemen is a sparkling success story showing how The Lightbringer will save the world. Ogabe the Great said so himself!

What a fucking disgrace. This fucker makes Carter look like Jefferson and Reagan rolled into one great foreign policy guru.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 14, 2015 10:14

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

And for one week of every month the world would tremble in fear. May give the Islamists pause.

Oh she’s long past that issue. Now it’s a glass of geritol in the morning for her.
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Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
February 14, 2015 11:10
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 14, 2015 14:03

Radical Redneck says:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:
Happy Valentine’s Day Crunchie!

Awww, Rad, you remembered!

readerjp
readerjp
February 14, 2015 15:01

SYDNEY AND JERUSALEM COME TO COPENHAGEN 200 Gunshots Fired On Danish Cafe Hosting ‘Freedom Event’ for Anti-Islamic Cartoonist swedish artist Lars Vilks organized the event. Vilks has routinely been targeted by radical Islamic terrorists for drawing the Muslim prophet Mohammad. The cafe was hosting an event titled, “Art, blasphemy, and the freedom of expression,” when some 30 shots rattled the… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
February 14, 2015 16:54

readerjp says: The intelligence agencies must know about these people. It’s not hard to keep track of them, as they dress eat and act differently and live near mosques. WHY DON’T EUROPEAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES SWEEP THEM UP AND ARREST OR DEPORT THEM BEFORE they do evil acts? And how did they get guns in gun-free Western Europe? because they are… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
February 14, 2015 16:59

yo management, my last comment is stuck in the rinse cycle…….

any help dislodging it would be greatly appreciated…. :em01:

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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
February 14, 2015 17:07

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

yo management, my last comment is stuck in the rinse cycle…….
any help dislodging it would be greatly appreciated….

Got you covered Jaybear.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
February 14, 2015 17:29

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

yo management, my last comment is stuck in the rinse cycle…….
any help dislodging it would be greatly appreciated….

Got you covered Jaybear.
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