Bring Me the Head of a Pig and a Tankard of Ale….

because there’s a feast to be had!

Why you may ask? Because it’s somebodies birthday, that’s why.

But whose you ask?

Why, our very own Cabana Boy Imperial Vileness himself, that’s who!

So let the celebratory debauchery begin!

Happy birthday Misha. You’ve been a true brother to me all these many years. The trust you showed in me when you brought me on board as a writer still humbles me. Thank you for being my mentor and my friend.

Now go flog a prognazi in celebration.

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dasbow
dasbow
January 15, 2015 07:03

Someone hand that man a cluebat, a Pajama Boy pinata, and an assortment of adult beverages!

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
January 15, 2015 07:05

Happy birthday to you Oh Great and Noble One!
:em07:
Don’t forget that today you can get a free breakfast at Denny’s.
:em01:
And now, the chorus will sing a celebratory hymn for you.
:em05:

dasbow
dasbow
January 15, 2015 07:31

No, no. This one’s way more terrible:

http://www.1happybirthday.com/play_song.php?name=Misha

Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
January 15, 2015 07:48

Hey Crunchie – that was supposed to be a secret.
Happy Birthday my son.

See you in a few months and talk to you later to day. :em01:

VAconservative
VAconservative
January 15, 2015 09:06

Most heartfelt wishes for a great day!

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
January 15, 2015 09:26

A very Happy Birthday, Misha!

… and I have a bit of good news… I’m given to understand that the Imperial Surgeon General is considering a return to the blogosphere! :em01:

FrankOK
FrankOK
January 15, 2015 09:47

Happy Birthday, Dear Emperor.

Get some aspirin before raiding the Imperial Liquor Cabinet.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
January 15, 2015 09:56

And my birthday is next week, and I just received a nice early present. It doesn’t go “BOOM” I’m afraid, but is better. I have a job offer. It’s a 3 month contract to perm deal. Not exactly what I was looking for, but I’ll take it unless something better comes along. And that something is a phone screen this… Read more »

Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
January 15, 2015 09:59

OK Cruchie I know. It was supposed to be a joke, I failed that one.
Have a happy day all og you rotties.

Just remenber – I am the mother – so!!!!!!!!!

:em05:

January 15, 2015 10:53

Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother @ #:
The Moms RULE! Thanks for not drowning this one before he was done cooking in the Socialist Stew©.
Happy and blessed B-Day, my Imperator.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
January 15, 2015 11:01

It is truly a great day!

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
January 15, 2015 11:05

so that explains the disturbance in the force that I felt this morning…… :em03:

Happy Birthday Emperor, may your day be filled with debauchery….profanity…… hilarity…….vulgarity……insanity……absurdity….putridity……and jocularity……

and when all that is said and done, anonymity

dasbow
dasbow
January 15, 2015 13:05

Now time for a birthday feast!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QcD-aCUFvI

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
January 15, 2015 13:30

dasbow @ #:
Chucky Cheese? BAH! I recommend a Man’s restaurant!
:em01:
:em05:

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
January 15, 2015 14:31
angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
January 15, 2015 14:58

Radical Redneck @ # Where is a runaway 18 wheeler (Spielbergā€™s Duel) when you need it?? Sad, sorry, sacks of shit. I’m in the area, (About an hour from Boston depending on Traffic) I know a few people that commute down there and they were furious. You do NOT want to disrupt traffic From Southern NH into Boston. Someone WILL… Read more »

LC Ted
LC Ted
January 15, 2015 15:29

Have a very happy birthday, Dear Emperor.

Enjoy it with your friends and family.

LC Ted

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
January 15, 2015 15:40

angrywebmaster @ #:

Can those pictured sorry ass hipster chick doofuses be ANY more stereotyped? :em05:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
January 15, 2015 16:04

Happy birthday, Emperor. :em01:

watchyerlane
watchyerlane
January 15, 2015 16:18

Happy birthday!!!!

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
January 15, 2015 16:52

Happiest of Happy Birthdays to you, my liege!

Terrapod
Terrapod
January 15, 2015 16:54

Meh! Just another spin around the sun, who’s counting anyway? But then, having survived another year, well yes, congratulations and may you continue above ground and well marinated in assorted alcoholic beverages.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
January 15, 2015 17:26

Happy Birthday mine Emperor! Now go forth and Celebrate. :em05:

Try not to embarrass our common name while in the bottom half of that last bottle! :em06:

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
January 15, 2015 18:12

Dies natalis felix ad Imperator nostrem (pardon my Latin)!

irish19
irish19
January 15, 2015 22:02

LC Xystus says:

Dies natalis felix ad Imperator nostrem (pardon my Latin)!

What Xystus said. Happy natal day, Imperator! :em01:

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
January 15, 2015 22:52

The Ides of January, then? This seems a fitting date for an Imperial Birth Day.
I trust that at least one shot glass has been polished for this occasion.

I am off to make another liberal cry in your honor.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
January 16, 2015 11:14
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
January 16, 2015 12:41

Happy Birthday oh Imperial One! Sorry for the delay, home system is down at the moment, Hope to see you next time I’m in Texas!

LC Guy S
LC Guy S
January 16, 2015 14:36

Happy Birthday from out here in the hinterlands!!! May the coming year see all your birthday wishes come true!

LC MosinFiend
LC MosinFiend
January 17, 2015 09:08

Happy (belated) birthday, Emperor!

LC Gregory
LC Gregory
January 17, 2015 15:15

Happy Birthday, O Most Exalted and Vicious One!

Emperor Misha I
Admin
Emperor Misha I
January 18, 2015 01:35

Late to the party again, and my OWN, no less???

Many, many thanks to all of you who came by to offer your best wishes!

And I really need to get off my arse and start writing something occasionally, don’t I?

Once again, I can’t thank you enough! Made my whole day :em01:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
January 18, 2015 06:13

And… Friday night my nieces first child entered the world. 9 ponds 2 ounces, 20″ tall I have a new job starting in February, contract to perm. And to celebrate all this good news, I went to the range yesterday. I brought 9mm ammo and .45 ammo. Just one problem. I forgot my 9mm pistol. Still, 160 rounds of .45… Read more »

bruce
bruce
January 19, 2015 14:46

happy birthday misha. i am closing in on number 70 and number 45 of marriage to the girl I love anyone can do it by saying yes dear where do I sign and always remember that a happy wife is a happy life.we need to kill all the ragheads before they kill us.

LC MaxMomFL
LC MaxMomFL
January 20, 2015 14:20

Happy Birthday from the Florida district that should be occupied by Allen West and not a diaper-clad baby dem! What happened there? I deviated from the Birthday wishes. Sorry. Happy Birthday from what’s left of a once great republic….sorry. My political mind is too engaged. Happy Birthday!

FrankOK
FrankOK
January 20, 2015 15:46

Whatcha gonna do with a pig’s head, Crunchy – make Head Cheese? Good stuff.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
January 20, 2015 19:47
readerjp
readerjp
January 21, 2015 01:02
Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
January 22, 2015 23:53
LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
January 23, 2015 17:11

Ok…not trying to be a dick, but what the fuck is going on here? Last I checked there were at least 4 mods that I knew of. This post has been up for how long? And before that, the post was up for a week. WTF OVER? Fuck. There doesn’t even need any long drawn out dissertation…..you could throw out… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
January 23, 2015 17:36

LC TerribleTroy @ #:

Okā€¦not trying to be a dick, but what the fuck is going on here?

Everyone is still recovering from the Birthday Debauch.
:em05:

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
January 23, 2015 18:12

angrywebmaster @41.

I wish.

readerjp
readerjp
January 23, 2015 18:57

Yeah, I too want to talk about Congress’ invitation Netanyahu to speak in front of a join session of Congress. On Wednesday night, Channel 2 showed satellite imagery taken by Israelā€™s Eros-B satellite that was launched last April. The imagery showed new missile-related sites that Iran recently constructed just outside Tehran. One facility is a missile launch site, capable of… Read more »