Yes, we know, shocking isn’t it?
Breitbart went on a hunt to locate the “Republican rapist” of Lena Dunham’s “memoirs” (we know, we know. Lena who?), aided by Lena’s own extensive details about the fantasy rapist in question, enough details that Sherlock Holmes’ rancid morning shit would have been able to find him. Had he existed. Which he did not.
Imagine that. A Prozi sow making up shit to sell books. It’s, it’s… inconceivable!
Yes, we’re being sarcastic, of course. Lena Dunham is already known for having spent her formative years fingering her own little sister with her parents’ tacit approval, so merely lying about rape is really not that outrageous in comparison.
We’re not really sure what it is about Prozi Democrats and their unhealthy obsession with and commission of rape and sexual molestation, but we suspect that it may have to do with their upbringing. It’s probably why Democrat parents are so fanatical about keeping prophylactics easily and readily available for their kids.