Hey, Something Good Might Come of This

ATLANTA — Federal officials said Wednesday that they would begin temperature screenings of passengers arriving from West Africa at five American airports, beginning with Kennedy International in New York as early as this weekend, as the United States races to respond to a deadly Ebola outbreak.

Of course not, silly. We’re not talking about stopping more Typhoid Thomases. They’re a government agency. They’re as likely to accomplish anything related to their mission as His Imperial Majesty is likely to sit through an entire episode of The View without shooting his TV.

But at least it might keep them occupied with something other than fingering your children or molesting your grandma.

So… Not bad…

Thatisall.

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lc purple raider
lc purple raider
October 9, 2014 00:04

Obola only races to the golf course.

Guest
October 9, 2014 00:36

What the fuck? Seriously. What the fuckity fucking fuck?
They’re going to take people’s temperature AFTER they land in the US?
Jesu H Cristo on a pogo stick.
If brains were dynamite, .gov couldn’t blow it’s own nose.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
October 9, 2014 06:25

Just another worthless measure to try and quiet the serfs. It will fail of course. You know what works? It’s been tested and proven effective. it’s called a “Travel Ban”. Anyone from one of ht hot zones is denied entry into the United States unless they have been basically quarantined for 30 days.

Nate
Nate
October 9, 2014 18:13

But at least it might keep them occupied with something other than fingering your children or molesting your grandma.

Unless the thermometers they’ll be using are all rectal. :em06:

tweell
tweell
October 10, 2014 12:05

It is sad (true, but sad) that a ‘good’ outcome is that the government simply wastes our money.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
October 10, 2014 14:09

tweell @ #:

It is sad (true, but sad) that a ‘good’ outcome is that the government simply wastes our money.

Well, there’s at least one person willing to put his “money” where his mouth is regarding the IRS.
:em03: