Thank G-d “Fuck You” Wasn’t on the List of Banned Words

Via Jim Treacher:

DYER COUNTY, TN –
(WMC) – A young girl, who claims she was standing up for her religious beliefs in the classroom, was suspended after breaking a class rule of saying “bless you” after a classmate sneezed.

When Dyer County High School senior Kendra Turner said bless you to her classmate, she says her teacher told her that was for church.

“She said that we’re not going to have godly speaking in her class and that’s when I said we have a constitutional right,” said Turner.

It would certainly be very much out of the ordinary to hear anything godly being uttered in the classrooms of our fantastic public “school” system, but that hardly makes for a compelling argument in favor of forbidding the use of a common expression expressing a polite concern for one’s fellow human being’s health. Unless you’re a cupid stunt fry cook reject publik skool “teacher”, apparently.

Students sent WMC Action News 5’s Michael Clark a photo of the teacher’s white board that lists ‘bless you’ and other expressions that are banned as part of class rules.

Horrible, evil words never to be uttered

Horrible, evil words never to be uttered

Hmmm… So, going by that list, it would have been perfectly fine for young Miss Kendra to reply “shut your twat, you malodorous cunt” to her “teacher”, as none of those words appear on her doubleplusungood hate crime badthink list? No matter, that’s exactly what she should have replied.

Turner’s parents say the school leaders claim the outburst was a classroom distraction and that she shouted “bless you” across the room.

Sure she did, because Prozi “teachers” would never ever lie when caught with their jackboots on the throat of one of their charges, would they? Besides, we all know that it’s common practice to shout, as loudly as you possibly can, “bless you” across a room when somebody sneezes. What? That’s not what they taught you to do?

Turner’s family met with school leaders Tuesday. They say the teacher claimed Turner was being disruptive and aggressive.

Maybe even cisgendered heteronormatively microaggressive? Oh my STARS! And believe you us, if our kid had been suspended for politely wishing a fellow student well after a sneeze, his teachers would come to know the definition of “aggression” very well indeed!

Some classmates showed support Tuesday by wearing hand made bless you shirts.

And good for them! In a perfect world, they’d have strangled those fascist “teachers” with their shirts.

Turner said she doesn’t want trouble for her teacher but says she’ll stand up for her faith.

“It’s alright to defend God and it’s our constitutional right because we have a freedom of religion and freedom of speech,” said Turner.

We used to have that, until the low information voters started voting fascists into office, Kendra, but if we’re going to get it back, we might as well get started, so good on you!

And we find it very sweet and noble of you to not want trouble for your teacher, but we’re going to have to disagree there. We want trouble for her and every fascist like her in our great country. Lots and lots and lots of trouble until there are none of them left to trouble anymore.

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LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Let us pray that this November has some positive response, eh? And FOIST!

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Much better to say “Cuss you!” :em07:

Tallulah
Tallulah

Misha, folks, have you seen this???? Over 1,400 Girls in Rotherham, England, Raped and Sexually Enslaved by Moslems: Rotherham “Council Government” Numpties Prosecute English Dads Instead Revealed: How fear of being seen as racist stopped social workers saving up to 1,400 children from sexual exploitation at the hands of Asian men in just ONE TOWN: Gang rape by moslems of… Read more »

dasbow
dasbow

If it’s not the words ‘bless you’ that are a problem, just the volume at which they’re spoken, then why are they on the list? Stupid people make lousy liars.

Qoheleth
Qoheleth

My recollection is that “Gesundheit” carries no reference to an unapproved Deity, and is the preferred usage back in the Fatherland.

Misha I bespeaks: “shut your twat, you malodorous cunt” To the sneezer: “I hope you got a hanky for that mess.”, would have been better? The godless poltroon should live to be a 115yrs, and for fifty years, alone and unloved. Classroom control, as I remember, is often held tenuously in the grip of an amateur, and the group-think can… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

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LCBren
LCBren

Wait wait ….look at that board..since WHEN is it wrong to say “I dont know?”

WTF??

Boryon
Boryon

LCBrendan says: Wait wait ….look at that board..since WHEN is it wrong to say “I dont know?” WTF?? As it’s in quotes, we can assume that the phrase is the problem. That implies that “don’t know” and “dunno” are absolutely fine. From this, we can conclude that the teacher regards complete sentences as elitist and thus to be avoided Looking… Read more »