Best. Tax Rant. EVAH!

Just coming up for air for a second here with this:

So in honor of Tax Day, and as a result of having been exposed to a lot of news lately because I’ve been home sick, I’d like to talk about our nation’s current budget issues. You see, we face difficult times, and our noble president says that we are just going to need to give up just a little more.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME, YOU STUPID LYING GREEDY SACK OF CRAP?

Government can’t balance a checkbook. They’re idiots. I know finance math. I do it for a living. And when I look at the numbers involved here, (and the interest!) it makes my head swim.

…and it just gets better and better from there.

Go ye now and read.

Thatisall.

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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
April 17, 2011 23:33

Kinda got a chubby reading that Had our taxes done last month and DJ said I got a tax cut but for the first time since I was single I had to pay more money to mamma gubmint, same accountant that has been doing it for us for 15 years too, so not only did they take what the wanted… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
April 18, 2011 01:21

My Liege … I am utterly speechless. Such a man who can deliver such a rant should be a LC, yes?

Boryon
Boryon
April 18, 2011 03:35

Heh, went to click the link and auto-scanned the URL. “I recognise that site! It’s on my list to read later today” For those who haven’t met Larry Correia before, he’s a gun nut accountant who writes urban fantasy (nearer mil-sf style). Here’s a link to his currently published work. Here’s the first paragraph from his first published novel: “On… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
April 18, 2011 04:53

Perhaps-unexpected optimism: tonight I saw one Evan Williamson on C-SPAN talking about his Politically Invorrect Guide to Socialism, & he mentioned that his next book will explain how the US will become a better place after gov’t institutions collapse from debt.

mrfixit
mrfixit
April 18, 2011 05:29

First off, it’s an honor to finally be allowed to comment here. Ass-kissing aside, holy crap what a great tax rant! Somebody give this guy a mic on the national stage, maybe then more of the idiots would understand just how screwed we are if thing keep on going the way they are.

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips
April 18, 2011 07:19

LC Xystus says in part: ,,, tonight I saw one Evan Williamson on C-SPAN talking about his Politically Invorrect Guide to Socialism, Just a minor correction that is Kevin Williamson of National Review and subsidiarily of National Review Online. He writes on matters economic and seems very much to be a no nonsense guy when it comes to such things… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
April 18, 2011 08:22

Response to Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing @:

Shit, I’m a chick, and I got a chubby! :em01:

Stole it for my blog. I may be falling in love with Larry Correia. He happens to be the friend of a friend. I may ask for an introduction!

Teufelhunden_JD
Teufelhunden_JD
April 18, 2011 09:09

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: Response to Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing @: Shit, I’m a chick, and I got a chubby! Stole it for my blog. I may be falling in love with Larry Correia. He happens to be the friend of a friend. I may ask for an introduction! A chick-chubby for an econ/finance… Read more »

Cricket
Cricket
April 18, 2011 10:25

Kleenex alert! It not only brought a tear to my eye, but I think I am in love. *snort* Only one who works with dollars the way he does could deliver such a polished, point-for-point factual essay. I would not call it a rant. It is exactly what the despots and the whining Boehner need to hear and act on.… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
April 18, 2011 12:33

mrfixit says:

First off, it’s an honor to finally be allowed to comment here. Ass-kissing aside, holy crap what a great tax rant! Somebody give this guy a mic on the national stage, maybe then more of the idiots would understand just how screwed we are if thing keep on going the way they are.

WOO HOO it finally worked :em93:

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
April 18, 2011 12:38

I had trouble sleeping late last night and wound up putting MSNBC “Meet the Press On” hoping it would dull me to sleep. Twit Brain Timmy Geithner was on explaining his take on taxes and the budget. After laughing at the fact that he is so stupid it started to hurt my brain to know that this guy in the… Read more »

Cortillaen
Cortillaen
April 18, 2011 14:13

Wow. It’s not often, even amongst like-minded individuals, that you can read something and honestly say to yourself, “Self, I agree with everything I just read.” EH-VUH-REE-THING.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
April 18, 2011 14:42

LC fxpcpa says:

Sir John Maynard Keynes and his lesser abled acolyte John Kenneth Galbraith(why do leftist economists have three names like political assassins?)

Their penchant for being freakishly tall homosexuals notwithstanding?

April 18, 2011 15:36

Yeah, some claim I got a tax cut…lovely, just lovely. Well, I s’pose you could say that having fed taxes drop from thirteen thousand to six….ain’t I da’ lucky one? And don’t get me started on Kalifornia state income taxes. Now let’s see, due to governmet meddling our 401K dropped by a third, despite diversification. Then the tax boys stole… Read more »

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
April 18, 2011 17:44

The jackasses in Washingscum Dee Cee better wake up, and look at what is happening in this world. The uprisings across north Africa, and in the Middle east are a warning signal. The Human Race is getting fed up with Government. Do they think it can’t happen here? Won’t happen? Hot-flash, cupcakes; it IS going to happen as night follows… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
April 18, 2011 18:27

As usual by the time I get to comments, you guy’s have already said everything I was going to.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
April 18, 2011 18:30

Response to LC/IB PrimEviL @:
Just me, but I don’t see the point of a squad automatic weapon that’s only semi-auto.

Jack O' Spades
Jack O' Spades
April 18, 2011 18:51

Response to VonZorch Imperial Researcher @:

Semi-auto is merely a temporary issue for the mechanically inclined.

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451
April 19, 2011 00:59

Great rant there. If Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says: Kinda got a chubby reading that If there’s a female version (there is) so did I. Then god speaks out of the whirlwind and says I got work right here where I am. Which throws all my forming plans out the window. Gonna have to take a stand… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
April 19, 2011 01:46

Response to LC fxpcpa @:

Allow me to re-post that!

. . . but they refuse to do it because the tax code is primarily used for behavior modification and secondarily as political payback and graft.

THANK you. This is why the KLEPTOcrats in this country will keep STEALING MONEY until they are STOPPED.

LC ShadowFox
LC ShadowFox
April 20, 2011 00:26

There was a reverse tea party here yesterday. A “rally for fair taxation“. You know how many attendees it got?

Less than 20.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
April 20, 2011 18:50

Agreed! One of the greatest rants/lectures ever written.