May You Live in Interesting Times

It would seem that we are, indeed.

So a passenger plane is shot down by some of Dear Leader’s haji friends (unless you live in an alternate universe where planes routinely cease to function at high altitude and promptly disappear from existence, in which case you might be a Prozi), Ear Leader jokes about it and all of the so-called “intelligent” pundits start wondering “could it be…?”

Yeah, it could. It is. And it has been for thirteen hundred years. Thank you for joining the party, Einstein. We’ve been waiting with bated breath for you to grace us with your presence, you massive intellects. So good of you to finally catch up after a millennium and a half. Truly, you are a credit to your species. It only took you that long to recognize that a cult that has been preaching your destruction since the day it was formed to finally realize that maybe, just maybe, they might be interested in your destruction?

Truly magnificent. If only we were half as smart as you.

But better nate than lever, right?

Now kindly go play in traffic, would you? Us grownups have things we need to do and, quite frankly, with your constant OCD licking of the windows, you’re only getting in the way.

Meanwhile, Israel is set to “invade” Gaza. This may be the first time in recorded history that moving into your own territory has been labeled an “invasion.” But, then again, English isn’t English anymore and, as we all know, words mean only what our Prozi masters in Washington tell us that they mean. While the alleged “opposition” party busies themselves licking off the Prozis’ taint sweat, praising the pungent aroma of it. So vote for them! Or you’re a traitor to the Republic and Ann Coulter will never write another column for you again!

Gaza? We’re glad you asked. Why bother “invading” it? Everything there that was worth owning has already been destroyed by the simian mooselimb animals that took it over after Israel, in yet another futile effort to appease both Hamas and Washington at the same time, moved out. All that’s there is a bunch of murderous monkeys sitting on a pile of feces. It’d be much more efficient to just gas the whole area, then cover it in gasoline, then set fire to it.

But not until Ear Leader sent a committee there to discuss, once again, the best way of getting Eretz Yisroel to slit her own throat so Ear Leader’s haji friends can have their way. Seeing those Washington Prozi motherfuckers choking on their own bile while their tongues turn blue would make his Imperial Majesty so happy he’d need three months at least to get down from the high.

Thatisall.

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LC Xystus
LC Xystus

AFAIK responsibility for the plane-killing hasn’t been fixed yet. Heard unclear speculation about Chechens, but even the US Navy has been known to shoot down an airliner by mistake before. And Pooty-Poot himself has been suspected of at least one false-flag operation in past years. I guess the next question could be Qui bono?

readerjp
readerjp

Some things you should know about Operation Protective Edge: 1. Those “genocidal” Israelis are still trucking in water and humanitarian supplies into Gaza. 2. The Arabs are still trying as hard as they can to kill Jews; they’ve come by sea and they keep coming up from tunnels and sending suicide bombers. 3. Gazans own rockets have cut their power… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Pro Russian separatists are being blamed. Word is that they got their weapons from..who else..Putin. 154 from Netherlands,27 Australians,23 Malaysians, 11 Indonesians,6 from Britain,4 Germans,4 Belgians,3 from the Philippines and 1 Canadian. They came from all walks of life, they were people we will remember forever, Amongst the dead is one name, Joep Lange , a shining light in medical… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

I’ll also say this..I can see why this gets buried.

No Americans died..so no one gives a fuck.

LCBren
LCBren

Netherlands: 189

Malaysia: 44

Australia: 27

• Indonesia: 12

• UK: 9

• Belgium: 4

• Germany: 4

• Philippines: 3

• Canada: 1

• New Zealand: 1

LCBren
LCBren

UPDATE

Make that 28 Australians dead. The step grandmother of the Malaysian Prime Minister was also aboard.

LCBren
LCBren

UPDATE

Make that 33 Australians dead.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

I’ll also say this..I can see why this gets buried.

No Americans died..so no one gives a fuck.

What are you talking about, Brendan? This has been all over the news..all over the internet. No one is burying it except for the Obama administration. People all over the internet are taking Putin to task over this.

LCBren
LCBren

What are you talking about, Brendan? This has been all over the news..all over the internet. No one is burying it except for the Obama administration. People all over the internet are taking Putin to task over this.

Sorry, was a bitter moment over some comments elsewhere. Long story.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

“No one is burying it except for the Obama administration.”

That’s SOP for the pResident currently in the WH, leading from the sand trap.