This Little RINO Had None…

Of course, just because the death of the Republic is an already established fact doesn’t mean that we can’t rip out our throbbing Schadenboners and rub them furiously when news such as these hit:

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — In an upset for the ages, Majority Leader Eric Cantor of Virginia, the second-most powerful man in the House, was dethroned Tuesday by a little-known, tea party-backed Republican primary challenger carried to victory on a wave of public anger over calls for looser immigration laws.

Awww… Isn’t that speshul? Poor widdle Ewic Cunthair and his Merry Amnestisiacs. That would be the first time since… 1899 that an incumbent House Majority Leader got whacked in a primary. See, Ewic? You made HISTORY!

So how is this whole “Republican voters are totally ready for amnesty, seriously you guys” working out for you?

But it gets funnier. Cunthair, who’d been outspending the winner, Prof. David Brat, by about 14 to 1, was even more surprised than most. After all, all of his nutwashers had been telling him it would be a cakewalk.

A poll conducted late last month for House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) shows him with a wide lead over challenger David Brat heading toward next Tuesday’s Republican primary election.
The poll, shared with Post Politics, shows Cantor with a 62 percent to 28 percent lead over Brat, an economics professor running to Cantor’s right. Eleven percent say they are undecided.

Brat won 56-44. That’s what you get when you hire Rove’s cabana boys to run polls for you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wonder what’s going to happen to the RINOs just waiting for the starting gun before they rush to join Weepy Boner in his push for Amnesty? Probably nothing. After all, those silly extremist Tea Partiers are just an insignificant minority of no significance at all, amirite?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

So, Ewic, we guess that you’ll have lots of opportunities to spend more time with your family come January, huh?

Yes. Yes we are enjoying this. Immensely.

Thatisall.

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NR Pax
NR Pax
June 11, 2014 01:27

Now we get to find out how much damage he can do on his way out.

LC R6
LC R6
June 11, 2014 03:55

Ya know, this could actually worsen our situation. I was just pontificating to my severely put upon wife last night about how TNITWH is dropping all pretense of rule of law and racing for the finish line…. which is November. He understands that come November he’s done and is pulling out all stops to throw the US into such chaos… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
June 11, 2014 03:55

This is huge news. Even better: Cantor outspent Brat by 25 to 1. One of his aides said, “Well, it’s always about the cash; we spent so much we figured there was no way we’d lose.” In related news — in the wee hours of June 6th, 1944, the first radio reports were filtering in from the Continent to Columbia… Read more »

VAconservative
VAconservative
June 11, 2014 06:29

Cantor spent $5 million to Brat’s $122,000. Much of that money went to negative ads against Brat that turned off voters and were so vitriolic as not to be credible. And this resident of VA 7 was happy to cast a vote for the Brat. And to quote others: Cantor often made colleagues think he was a conservative of convenience,… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 11, 2014 06:36

I need to see if I can do a photoshop, (Actually Gimp), of Pajamaboy in his onsies along with the latest victim of the Obama economy. I’m thinking of Cantor with a deep frown on his face, a close up of course, with a balloon saying “I can’t believe it! How did this happen?” Then the picture of PJB with… Read more »

maxxdog
maxxdog
June 11, 2014 08:40

Happy Happy Happy

R6 Anytime you can remove an abscess it can only get better. Well, not much better in this instance as there are soooo many pus filled sores in DC, and elsewhere, but one needs to start somewhere and this POS is as good a place as any.
Carry on!

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
June 11, 2014 09:23

How does “Tea Party unseats House Majority Leader in primary” reconcile with the RINO chant that the Tea Party is dead? Not too well, I’m thinking.
Here’s hoping that Brat is for real. In the meantime though, I will be satisfied with the ‘deer in the headlights’ look on the faces of the other useless incumbents.

Cougar1978
Cougar1978
June 11, 2014 09:49

Screw the Establishment Vichyite Quislings. They should ALL be revoked. There might be “nice guys” up there, but when they vote with Obummer out of lack of testicular fortitude, or knowingly talk bout of both sides of their mouths, “nice guys” must go. Neville Chamberlain was supposedly a “nice guy” or at least that’s what Hitler thought when Neville and… Read more »

BITOA
BITOA
June 11, 2014 10:12

Buck Mckeown must be the next to go !! I am watching this so called Hagel hearing and from word one the chairman has just about begged Hagel to bend over so Mckeown could kiss his ass. This is a total preemtive cave in. There is no grilling, all lovey dovey respect for your service and other bullshit. No hard… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 11, 2014 11:13

Well, my photoshop skills are less than nonexistent, but I did come up with this image.
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Physics Geek
Physics Geek
June 11, 2014 11:48

Much of that money went to negative ads against Brat that turned off voters and were so vitriolic as not to be credible. And this resident of VA 7 was happy to cast a vote for the Brat. That makes two of us. Three, if you count my wife. Cantor stopped by my house in 2002, knocking on doors in… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 11, 2014 12:07

Physics Geek @ #:

Now let’s see if the establishment GOP will support Brat, or if they’ll try to screw him over.

You know they will screw him over.
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LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
June 11, 2014 12:40

But… but… The Tea Party has become Irrelevant!! Everyone who doesn’t support Tea Party Candidates says so!!

– MD

Qoheleth
Qoheleth
June 12, 2014 16:02

The TEA Party in Virginia sent home a traitor, and no one had to trade five terrorists to do it…

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 12, 2014 17:21

KArnold @ #:

But… but… The Tea Party has become Irrelevant!! Everyone who doesn’t support Tea Party Candidates says so!!

And the reports of their death, much like Sam Clemens, have been greatly exaggerated.
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LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
June 12, 2014 17:44

angrywebmaster @ #:

Btw – I knocked-together that photoshop you mentioned – sent it to Misha…

– MD

readerjp
readerjp
June 12, 2014 21:21

Meanwhile, we are losing the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan – and all those men fought and died for NOTHING!!

As Obama wants.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
June 12, 2014 22:44

readerjp says:

Meanwhile, we are losing the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan – and all those men fought and died for NOTHING!!

As Obama wants.

And as a special bonus, gasoline will be headed to at least $5 per gallon, as the biracial marxist bastard wants.

Of course XL would have helped, but…

readerjp
readerjp
June 13, 2014 15:49

200 U.S. contractors surrounded by jihadists in Iraq No help from military as escape routes cut off About 200 Americans under contract with the Department of Defense at Balad Air Force Base in Iraq are trapped by the al-Qaida-inspired jihadists who have seized control of two cities and are now threatening Baghdad, according to WND sources. The sources, private contractors… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 13, 2014 17:53

A little ditty regarding Our “Fearless Follower’s” plans for dealing with the Iraq problem that he caused. Brave Golfer Barry ran away Bravely, ran away…away… When reality reared its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled Yes, brave Golfer Barry turned about And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat…to… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 13, 2014 17:56

LC MuscleDaddy @ #:

Btw – I knocked-together that photoshop you mentioned – sent it to Misha…

Muhahahahahahaha!
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