Articles from April 2019



Ilhan “Brotherfucker” Oman Fucks Up Again

OK, so back to politics: So Ilhan “Lannister” Omar, the cutest lil’ Nazi in the Democrat Freshman Class of 2018, recently referred to 9/11 as “some people did something”. Which, apparently, is current Minnesotan for “a bunch of degenerate, subhuman, Islamofascist animals murdered 3,000 innocent people”, but we digress. The NY Post fired back magnificently:

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How to NOT do History

Now for something completely apolitical, because G-d knows that we’re getting quite enough of that on a daily basis, thank you very much. So, we were watching the Hitler Channel’s show “Hunting Hitler”, and… Now, now, stop laughing. Yes, we know exactly where Hitler went after WWII. He went, after a short stop in a

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No, Nothing Has Disappeared

The archives are very much still there, it’s just the links are a bit messed up. Once I figure out how to hook the databases back up (which may take a bit with my non-existent HTML-fu and lack of available time), they’ll be back. But all of the content is still there. As you may

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This Whole “What Will They Do Now the Collusion Coup Turned Out to be a Dud” is a Bit…

…disappointing. If President Trump follows through with his threat to close the Southern Border with Mexico this week, say goodbye to your avocado toast. A top distributor and grower of avocados has warned that the U.S. would run out of the fruit in three weeks if imports from Mexico are halted amid any possible border

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And the Jury is Already Back

We didn’t expect them to act with such alacrity, but it appears that the Enemedia have already found their scapegoat for the Mueller Fuckup. It is, of course, abundantly clear that the Enemedia will never ever admit to being guilty of having force fed fake news to the public for two years and change regarding

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Should They Stay or Should They Go?

And so Theresa May-Not continues her increasingly laughable attempts at turning the British voters’ desire to leave the Fourth Reich into the transformation of Britain into a vassal state, as in “still subject to the unelected Reichstag in Brussels and forced to pay the membership fees, but unable to vote in their farcical ‘parliament’”. Such

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We Guess Old Gropey Has Been Given His Marching Orders

Barely had old Gropey Biden announced that he wanted to be in the Prozi Klown Kar of the 2020 Prozi Primaries before the first torpedo hit below the waterline. We’re not even in the slightest going to defend old Molesto-Biden here, except for noting that Ol’ Man Biden tends to prefer them younger than Flores,

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A Movie to Watch

We only just recently learned of Unplanned, the movie. As a matter of fact, the main reason we learned of it was that the oh-so-very-not-censoring Twatter suddenly banned the producers’ Twatter account right in the middle of release week, which would be last week. Then, once the Schiff hit the fan, unbanned it again, claiming

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