Articles from March 2019

“Trump is a failure” – REALLY?

Instead of adding to the growing thread, I think I will just leave this here for your enjoyment. One of the accomplishments not included is very recent, the ongoing talks with North Korea. Whilst it is early days yet, and a lot remains to be done, the indisputable fact is that the situation in North

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Our Schadenboner Just Won’t Stop Growing

At which point should we go see a doctor? (Thanks, Ace). The sense of mourning started to take hold over the weekend, after Attorney General William P. Barr said that Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, had not found coordination between President Trump’s campaign and the Russian government’s election interference in 2016. Over the

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My Schadenboner is bigger than the Emperor’s

On this auspicious occasion of the Mueller report being submitted, which, as we all know, meant what we said it did two years ago..Mueller aint got shit I leave you with this

Two by Two, Hands of Blue

Land of the free — Quoth the Raven (@QTRResearch) March 19, 2019 Overheard at security gate: TSA employee #1: “So, when do you get off today?” TSA employee #2, noticing 12-year-old walking towards gate: “In about 10 minutes, tops!” Thatisall.

Things You WON’T Read About in the News

As Breitbart News alone reported among major news outlets, Fulani jihadists racked up a death toll of over 120 Christians over the past three weeks in central Nigeria, employing machetes and gunfire to slaughter men, women, and children, burning down over 140 houses, destroying property, and spreading terror. The New York Times did not place

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That’s the Problem With Mobs…

Inevitably, their bloodlust reaches such a fever pitch that they start eating their own. Like Robert Francis O’Rourke (which is about as Waspy of a name as we ever heard, yet he’s the “Mexican” darling of the Prozi Party. We somehow don’t think that very many actual Hispanics are fooled), who apparently found himself in

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And So the Wheel Turns…

We can’t quite adequately describe how disgusted, appalled and furious we were to learn of the brutal massacre in Christchurch the other day, and that’s saying something for somebody like us. We don’t usually have trouble expressing our outrage, but this is one of those times. All we can do, inadequately, for what could be

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Here’s To You, Brother

Please take a moment to remember one of the coolest, smartest and snarkiest bastards to ever grace the pages of The Rott, LC EFA (aka Eric Faine). It’s been 6 years since he left us on these Ides of March. Cheers, mate. I will never forget your friendship. But this is more reminiscent of popular

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But, We Expected Ponies, Dammit!

We’ve noticed a certain war-weariness in some quarters on the rational side of the political divide. Not like ours, we’re just sick of pissing into the wind, yet we can’t resist the urge to pull out our giant python on occasion for another whiff regardless. But we’re not done. This particular fight has only one

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The Obligatory “We’re Not Dead” Thread

Not really obligatory, as a matter of fact we’re both humbled and amazed that anybody still reads them, but we are, indeed, still here. If nothing else, then out of sheer Viking cussedness. But to prove that we’re not actually just posting archived footage from the days before our supposed demise, and to show that

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