Dodgeball is Apparently a Lot Cooler than We Thought

If one were to take the following article at face value, which one most definitely shouldn’t. One of gym classes’ most common games is being used as a tool of “oppression,” according to a team of Canadian researchers. We suppose we could stop right there. “Canadian researchers?” Sounds about as impressive as “French Strategic Geniuses”,

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A Day That Changed My Life

75 years ago yesterday, an armada set out from the south of England to end the occupation of Western Europe and defeat the monster that was Nazi Germany. It was not a particularly good day for it, in fact it was so unsuited for the purpose that SHAEF had considered calling the whole thing off

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Dwarf Fortress

So the President is in Britain to participate in the 75th Anniversary celebrations of D-Day, having tea with the queen and such so, naturally, the amusing Muslim Midget Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, is busy virtue signaling as hard as he can which, we must admit, might be problematic given his obvious shortcomings in the

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As You Sow… (Updated)

Things are getting increasingly sporty in Das Vaterland, apparently: German investigators have revealed that a popular regional political leader found dead in his garden was killed by a bullet fired at close range. They have launched a criminal inquiry into the death of Walter Lübcke, the 65-year-old head of the regional council in the city

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‘Twas a Much Needed Vacation

Greetings and salutations, spectatores! We know we’ve been gone for a while (again, we hear you sigh, our apologies!), but it was really just what the doc ordered. If we’d asked him to order anything, that is, which we didn’t. Kinda nice to kick back and ignore the “news” for a while, pretending that the

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Walls for Me, But Not for Thee

Pope Francis has donated 500,000 dollars to assist migrants immivaders in Mexico. The funds, from the Peter’s Pence collections, will be distributed among 27 projects promoted by sixteen Mexican dioceses and religious congregations, which requested assistance in continuing to provide food, lodging, and basic necessities to the migrants immivaders. Yo, Francis, tear down this wall:

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DemoNazis Winning Hearts and Minds

Every time we think they cannot go any lower… Democratic Alabama state Rep. John Rogers is facing criticism after he advocated for abortion access and said that unwanted babies should be killed now or they’ll end up in the electric chair. “Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or you kill them later,”

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Occasional Cortex is Afraid, Very Afraid

…of that strange, noisy thing in her kitchen sink. Apparently AOC doesn’t know what a garbage disposal is or what it’s used for according to her latest Instagram story. pic.twitter.com/H2i2dFWpkD — Courtney Holland ?? (@hollandcourtney) May 7, 2019 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Terrified? Of a garbage disposal??? And this is the same sub-moronic twit who is constantly twattering

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Meanwhile, Down Under…..

….we had a small wildlife problem. The rainforest-dwelling serpents can grow up to 8.5m long. Drive safely, folks….

Calling a Spade a Spade

The Prozis really don’t like it when they’re quoted accurately, do they? So the President says the following about Governor Coonface Northam (D-Bavaria)’s casual attitude towards infanticide: “The baby is born, the mother meets with the doctor, they take care of the baby, they wrap the baby beautifully, and then the doctor and the mother

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So Now… We’re an “Easter Worshipper?”

At least that’s what Christians are suddenly called, unanimously, by the Prozi nomenklatura when talking about the islamist massacre in Sri Lanka, murdering 290 Christians attending Easter services. You won’t find the word “Christian” anywhere, only this strange, mythological beast, “Easter worshipper”. We weren’t aware that anybody worships Easter, but there you have it. Also

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John 3:16

He Might Have, But Would We Have Noticed the Difference?

“If Mitt Romney spent the same energy fighting Barack Obama as he does fighting Donald Trump, he could have won the race,” Trump wrote on Twitter, adding “(maybe)!” He shared a clip of Romney appearing to be emotional as he lost the election in 2012. Trump was responding to Romney’s assertion on Twitter that he

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The Joys of Nationalized Healthcare

The Brits are at it again, this time poisoning confused children with untested drugs. Staff quit NHS clinic over ethics and safety fears The only NHS gender clinic for children is risking a “live experiment” by sending hundreds for life-changing medical intervention without sufficient evidence of its long-term effects, experts have warned. The Times has

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You Thought We Were Kidding, Right?

We weren’t: Perhaps most controversial is a proposal in Domus, the architecture magazine, by Tom Wilkinson, for the fallen spire to be replaced with an Islamic minaret, to memorialise Algerians who protested the French government in the 1960s. “These victims of the state could be memorialised by replacing [the spire] with – why not? –

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