20 Prozi Questions to the Emperor, Part the First.
John Hawkins, G-d bless him for his saintly patience and perseverance in his quest to work with the mentally ill in order to improve their wretched lives, took to Twatter…
Yeah, that Didn’t Work Out So Well for Ya, Did it?
So a holdover A.G. from that flap-eared whassisface guy who used to shit in the White House's days decides that she wants to be President instead of the President and…
The reason this immigration ban is in place
This is from 2015. The President of the United States has one responsibility. The safety and wellbeing of Americans. ABOVE ALL ELSE. Here endeth the lesson.
More Fake News from Garbage Pile CNN
Preserved for posterity in a screenshot, as the Prozi Media aren't known for holding back when it comes to airbrushing "inconvenient" history: So, er, having a Green Card makes you…
Senators Dumb and Dumber…
You've been served: The joint statement of former presidential candidates John McCain & Lindsey Graham is wrong - they are sadly weak on immigration. The two...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)…
Great Moments in Public Skooling
A Washington state middle school teacher received a lot of heat for her decision to pull aside a student wearing a “Build the Wall” t-shirt. The Chinook Middle School language…
Dear ProziMedia, Please Don’t Listen to the Advice from Those Washington Examiner People
Found at DPUD. Reporters' distrust of the Trump administration has become so reactionary that a new rule of thumb could be instituted for audiences looking for accuracy: If two or…
Don’t Forget This One Thing, Your RINO Fucksticks
From Bill Quick: Senators and House members expressed a range of concerns about the task ahead: how to prepare a replacement plan that can be ready to launch at the…
A New Dawn…
America, fuck yeah! LC, GLOR Tallulah mentioned this, and here it is: Cops just showed up, tackle people in street. People on sidewalk cheer. @fox12oregon pic.twitter.com/7MQLLZ6v91— Kelsey Watts (@KelseyWattsKPTV) January…
Another Idiot Heard From
As the latest executive order, this one starting the building of the wall (which just got 10 feet taller and had machine guns installed on it), gets the "phone and…
How’s that Shoe on the Other Foot, Prozis?
From Warden at Ace's place, we'll just put a few pull quotes up here while urging you to read the whole thing, because it encompasses so perfectly how His Imperial…
I’d start jobhunting if I were you
Link A (hopefully) soon to be former Secret Service agent made a Facebook post: "As a public servant for nearly 23 years, I struggle not to violate the Hatch Act.…
Silly Doggies
Not the ones around this dog pound, obviously, but this is about dogs. For months now (and we never tire of it), we've watched Trump throw out statements that are,…
An Old Grunt Speaks to the “Angry Left”
Or the "Prozi Pussies", as we like to call them. And it's a thing of beauty that you ought to savor. A few clips, but you really, really need to…
Quick Picks…
But first: SCoaMF is not president! We'll never tire of saying that first thing every morning. Everybody else might tire of us doing so, but never mind that. We're the…