Sure, NRO, Sneer at us Some More
Keep showing your naked disdain for the Americans that actually keep this country running and we'll all realize the error or our ways and start tugging our forelocks in your…
Lindsay Grahamnesty Really Ought to Stick to Picking out Fabrics for “His” Dresses
South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham thinks his party has gone "bats---" crazy, and joked Thursday that it's possible to get away with murdering Ted Cruz if it happened in…
Alright, Anti-Trumpers, This is It
Yes, we're one of you. We're not particularly fond of the idea of a wild card that we don't know becoming the nominee either. Although, in all fairness, we haven't…
If You’re Thinking About How to Finance Your Kid’s College
...quit worrying. It’s hard to tell parody from real life on certain college campuses these days, but I’m pretty sure this article is serious. The article, from the Brown Daily…
Can You Hear Us Now?
So, GOPe, is it finally beginning to sink in? We, meaning the conservative, hard working, tax paying, leave us the fuck alone and we'll all get along fine Americans, have…
Twatter Finally Loses its Shit
So, Twatter, that silly cacophony of hashtags and pointless one-liners that somehow substitutes for good old fashioned flaming and fisking finally yielded to its inner brownshirt and went full Orwell…
Same As It Ever Was
In honor of the two Marxist Muttfuckers running on the National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party's platform of "Free Shit! No Borders!", we present you with the following Public Service Announcement:…
Oh, We Need a “Dialogue” Alright…
(h/t LC Mike in Chi): A former Marine became the target of an alleged assault in a McDonald’s Friday night, as a crowd of youths cornered him and demanded he…
Well, That Was Fast…
Even faster than we'd expected for the GOPe to spread their wrinkled cheeks for Obongo's man meat, and we weren't exactly expecting much of any resistance at all. “Republican Senator…
Now Tell Us Again that Leftism Isn’t a Mental Disorder
So, a mush-brained German Prozi gets raped by a rapefugee, sorry "culturally enriched" by a "wonderful, oppressed, misunderstood and quite superior human being of no particular religion", and then she...…
R.I.P., Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
They just don't make them like you anymore. Enjoy your well earned rest in Heaven, because you've done more than your share down here in Hell. Rough times ahead for…
Still A Mystery What Could Possibly Have Caused This…
Via LC readerjp, G.L.O.R. A Muslim man from Somalia unleashed a bloody machete attack on patrons at a restaurant owned by a Christian Arab Israeli in Columbus, Ohio, Thursday night…
If This is A “Pussy”, We’d Say We Need More of Them
We mentioned in a previous post that we found a Trump supporter's accusation that Cruz is a "pussy" a bit harsh. Those were our words. We were trying to restrain…
Better Disavow This Nutjob, Ted, and Right Quick, Too!
This was just brought to our attention by LC readerjp, G.L.O.R. WASHINGTON — A controversial Christian evangelical leader whose endorsement is being proudly trumpeted by Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz…
Any Day Now…
Hed stolen from LC & IB Bill Quick: FONTANA, Calif., Feb. 10 (UPI) — A team of scientists with California-based research outfit 21st Century Medicine has successfully frozen and recovered…