Israel Firmly Rejects John F’n Kerry’s Israeli Surrender Proposal
...and the Dept of the New Ummah under Caliph al-Obama immediately cry like whipped little girls that their Botox-faced coward and traitor got dissed (as we said, a day of…
A Day of Much Hilarity
"Location, location, location!" Very well, so this might not be quite what that quote is about but we couldn't resist. So sue us. Regardless, the simian koranimals of Gaza seem…
The Day Muhammed Got Buried in His Uniform
LC Radical Redneck brings the funneh! (With some hat tip love to Bluegrass Pundit for unearthing this). Tip to Ham-ass (that we hope they ignore): When burying your splodey-dopes, you…
Welcome to KafkaFornia
Our old friend Bill Quick nails it with that new name for the Peepul's Republik of Kalifornistan. A Southern California couple received a letter from Glendora city officials threatening to…
Halbig etc.
So now the DC circuit court of appeals has ruled that the law says what the law says, namely that subsidies are only available for states with their own exchanges…
Religion of Peace Orders Little Girls’ Clitori Cut Off
And the "feminist" movement in the U.S. doesn't make a peep, because their muslim subhuman allies in bringing down the hated patriarchal cisgendered Western civilization are more important than moral…
Religion of Peace Spreading their Message of Love and Understanding in Paris
Or, more accurately, Kristallnachting the Hades out of the city (h/t Ace). Riot police fired tear gas and fought running battles with pro-Palestinian demonstrators in Paris this afternoon after a…
All the Spew That’s Unfit to be Printed
His Imperial Majesty has seldom laughed as hard as he did when he read one Tim Egan's nonsensical blather of a column from this Saturday, in which he blames G-d…
Useless Nitwits, Arming Terrorists Since… Forever
Now they've been caught hiding Ham-ass missiles in their UN "schools." Some 20 rockets were found Wednesday in a school in Gaza operated by the United Nations Relief and Works…
Anybody Up For Pizza?
Looks like it's on, and the market is going go be flooded by Paleosimian Crispy Critter Snacks right soon: Israeli tanks, infantry and engineering units were ordered to launch a…
May You Live in Interesting Times
It would seem that we are, indeed. So a passenger plane is shot down by some of Dear Leader's haji friends (unless you live in an alternate universe where planes…
Different Century, Same Old Socialists
Except now they call themselves Democrat Socialists instead of National Socialists, but they haven't change one bit otherwise. While paleoswinians celebrate the kidnapping (and murder) of Israeli teenagers, as those…
The Coyote-In-Chief Strikes Again
Imagine reading these headlines before 2009: "Endless wave of illegal immigrants floods Rio Grande valley." "Unaccompanied alien children being relocated across the country." "Texas Rancher finds Urdu dictionary along illegal…
About Time!
We'll have to wait to see how this will pan out, but it's a start. If it moves forward there are several names to add. Presented without further comment; WASHINGTON…
Hairy Wilde-beast terrorizes Columbus OH
The OH department of Wildlife and Preservation was called in to downtown Columbus Ohio today when a rabid Wilde-beast was mistakenly allowed to escape it's minimum wage cage at Burger…