Articles from October 2013

404Care Funnies

We say “funnies”, because seriously, they are. The same way watching a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football is funny. Granted, it would be even more funny if our nation didn’t happen to be the actual football, but you get the idea. 1) Princess Barry just got done telling us that we just

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“If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”

One of the biggest lies ever told, right up there with “Germany has no further territorial claims in Europe.” And apparently big enough that Comrade Hussein’s Praetorian Media Guard can’t refuse to report on it any longer after a mere 4 years of struggling with acknowledging the obvious. Health plans are sending hundreds of thousands

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Tolko Vperyod!

Forwards, Comrades! Except… Comrade Stalin… the Comrades over at the Kostards aren’t happy: My wife and I just got our updates from Kaiser telling us what our 2014 rates will be. Her monthly has been $168 this year, mine $150. We have a high deductible. We are generally healthy people who don’t go to the

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Yeah Sure Right Whatever, Rubio

Pursuing his desperate attempts to make people forget he’s a liar who specifically got elected on promises of never, ever, under any circumstances accepting any sort of amnesty which, as he defined it himself, was “any sort of path to citizenship.” And then, safely elected on this lie, promptly turned around and pretended that he’d

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The fire came by

Follow the latest details here AS NSW burns into the night, with new fires starting even at 8pm, firefighters are bracing for another dangerous day tomorrow. As seven fires have taken hold and burning out of control, dubbed “the worst in a decade or more” by RFS Commissioner Shane Fitzsimmons, he has tonight warned containment

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McCockless Gets His Cock Sucked, America Loses

Well isn’t that nice: The Senate Conservatives Fund, a major player in the effort to defund Obamacare and a sharp critic of Senate Republicans, is calling out Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell (R., Ky.) over a provision in the Senate bill to end the government shutdown that would appropriate nearly $3 billion for a locks

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As the Establishment GOP Gets Ready to Bend Over Again…

…we, once again, learn that the “Affordable”, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!, Care Act, the one the “crazies” of the “Tea Part Extremists” tried hard to defund or even just delay, isn’t all that “affordable” after all. Many Americans shopping for better health insurance deals promised by the two-week-old Obamacare system are instead being slapped with rate shock, including

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She’s Leaving Home…

We just got through the door and learned that our dear sestrichka’s eldest, Sarah, is leaving for Parris Island in the morning. You have every reason to be proud, dorogaya sestrichka moya, and we wish young Sarah all the best. Meanwhile, should any of you LCs wish to drop on by her site to offer

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Open season on law abiding citizens

Tyranny – this is what it looks like, and no surprise….. it once again rears its ugly snout straight out of Chicago, H/T to the blog at Guns N’ Freedom. Chicago Police Superintendent Says Cops Will Shoot Gun Carrying Citizens Because of His Training “You put more guns on the street expect more shootings,” McCarthy

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Seriously, you guys. For that analogy to work, you’d have to assume that socialist healthcare had a fanatical following who would buy any turd, no matter how retarded and ill-conceived, just because it had a particular logo on it. Fuck it. You’re right. really is like the Apple Cult, isn’t it? Thatisall.

Socialist Healthcare For The Win!

OK, we have to admit it. When even the “server down” page has a “404 page not found message”, you’re so far into socialism that it’s almost meta. But remember: McCain, Karl Rove and the entire staff of Hot Air keep informing us that Ted Cruz is insane for fighting against this. Oh, and it’s

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Princess Hissy Fit Orders Troops Out to Re-Barackade WWII Memorial

Because obviously, in spite of the Republicans DESTROYING US ALL, there’s money enough for THAT: Funny, isn’t it? Here you have two violators of the Oath “just following orders” to block off a memorial to hundreds of thousands of Americans who gave their lives to defeat totalitarian fascists who were… Just following orders. Think about

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Battle Cries of the Republic

San Jacinto: “Come and get it!” RINOs: “Would overnight delivery be acceptable to you?” Thatisall.

Multi-Millionaire Benefactors of Ear Leader’s 404Care Were Fired by Canadian Government

A year ago. But hey, just because the Canadian government fired them for being a bunch of corrupt, incompetent liars doesn’t mean that they’re not good enough for US, right? Canadian provincial health officials last year fired the parent company of CGI Federal, the prime contractor for the problem-plagued Obamacare health exchange websites, the Washington

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ObamaCare Causing Layoffs in World’s Best Healthcare System. UNEXPECTEDLY!

Because who could have possibly foreseen? Hospitals, a reliable source of employment growth in the recession and its aftermath, are starting to cut thousands of jobs amid falling insurance payments and inpatient visits. The payroll cuts are surprising because the Affordable Care Act (ACA), whose implementation took a big step forward this month, is eventually

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