Articles from April 2013



Welcome to the USSA

And, once more, let’s hear it for our wonderful, heroic, underpaid, positively SUPERLATIVE Publik Skools (h/t Hot Air): When 8th grade Jared Marcum got dressed for school on Thursday he says he had no idea that his pro-Second Amendment shirt would initiate what he calls a fight over his First Amendment rights. “I never thought

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Parenting – You’re doing it wrong

While there are certainly enough bits and bytes being burned on the happenings in Boston to keep the inter-tube flooded for a good long while there’s something that came across my radar that – I’m taking a dim view of, maybe I am over reacting. This is a picture supposedly from the Boston area during

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And, As Predictably As Sunrise…

We’re now told, now that the OgabeMedia have gotten over their disappointment that the bombers weren’t Right Wing Death Beast Tax Day Protesting Tea Partiers as they had assured us since before the blood had been washed off the sidewalks, and have realized that they were, for the umpteenth time, radical mooselimb subhumans which is

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Yeah, Let’s Open Up Them Borders Some More. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Our crack teams of uber-professional, federal immigrations officers are right ON THAT SHIT. Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the 26-year-old killed in a wild shootout with police, was a legal U.S. resident who nevertheless could have been removed from the country after a 2009 domestic violence conviction, according to a Judicial Watch source. That means the Obama administration

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Chechen President to U.S.: “It Was Your Own Fault, and How Dare You Murder Terrorists?”

But, apart from that, he obviously and quite fully sympathizes and mourns with us after this terrible, terrible tragedy. How’s ’bout you go fuck yourself with a rusty scimitar, you goat-bothering pederast? “Tragic events have taken place in Boston. A terrorist attack killed people. We have already expressed our condolences to the people of the

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Asstronomical Ironicalness (Or: “How’s That Appeasement Thing Working Out For You, Massivetwoshits?”)

We just heard a report that the one remaining white Teabagger Chechyan Muslim terrorist made his escape in a vehicle with a “COEXIST!” bumper sticker. The sweet irony of that simple act will be completely lost on the bong-huffing, dung-sniffing Leftards. One of the other Irony of Ironies is that these two goat-fucking followers of

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One of Two White, Tea Party Right Wing Extremist Boston Bombers Dead, Other on the Run

Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs. Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb youngsters could possibly have been behind a terror attack on a crowded, guaranteed to be on prime time TeeVee place? Haven’t they heard that pisslam

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And Now, the Video that You’ve All Been Waiting For

Must credit The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweilerâ„¢ and, of course, in even higher measure, the genius MrHiBeta who put this together: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhbV06V1yQo[/youtube]

Which Is What His Imperial Majesty Has Been Trying to Tell Everybody For Years Now

…and we’re not as much as suggesting that SluBlog is one of those who hasn’t been getting it, because that’s definitely not the case, but we hope that his excellent post spreads to some of the more “civilized” and “pragmatic” ones on our side, because it’s yet another wake up call: Still, the president wasn’t

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Your Bitter Tears, Jugears, They Sustain and Nourish Me

We guess somebody’s hope to disarm the unruly peasants was brutally dashed against the hard rocks of reality today. Oh happy, happy joy joy. Yes, we know full well that this won’t stop the Democrat ProgNazis any more than it’s stopped them before, they’ll be back, but we did so enjoy watching Commissar Petukh Obongo

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Hit Your Knees Folks

There has been an explosion at a fertilizer plant near Waco in the town of West. They are saying up to 70 people dead and hundreds injured. The first deaths reported were those of firefighters and police officers. There was a fire that broke out, which spread and triggered the explosion. Prayers needed for those

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Heckuva Job, Barry

Since everybody’s talking about Boston, something that’s bound to happen when you’re governed by a regime that does everything it can to let the world know that we’re not in any way, shape, form of fashion make our enemies hurt over incidents of “man made disasters”, we noted that the only suspect that the media

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Welcome to the Last Days

…of the “Constitutional Experiment”, because it’s about bloody obvious to anybody with eyes to see and the IQ to tie their own shoelaces that this thing is going to crash and burn before it gets better. We can call the result “The Republic II, This Time No Fascists Allowed”, but first we have to admit

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Boston Marathon: bombs detonated

Source TWO bombs have exploded at the Boston Marathon, killing two people, including an eight-year-old child, and injuring more than 50. The White House is handling the incident as “an act of terror” and US President Barack Obama said “we will find out who did this and hold them accountable” About 2.45pm local time (4.45am

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Welcome to the Rustbelt – Enjoy your stay.

As a former denizen of the RustBelt I’d like to extend a hearty “Hi-ho Neighbor!” To Accokeek MD, Accokeek MD is The latest and greatest ProgNazi addition to the infamous “RustBelt” Welcome to the suck folks!! Wait a minute – the Rust Belt is places like  MI, OH, & PA isn’t it? Isn’t that where

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