Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Thank you Deej. That means alot to me.
Opposable Thumbs: I have always been the “Loyal Dissent” here, but I have always held the highest... Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Dammit. You just had to make me cry didn’t you? Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Thank you Jay. It’s good to know that so many think so much of him.
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: So, I’m sitting in a hospital room (the SO had surgery) and my phone...
LC hilljohnny: sad to say, Mike Jones has passed. rest in peace, rottie.
dasbow: At least there’s still good news out there. https://www.forbes.com/sites/t edreed/2019/10/13/this-t-...
angrywebmaster: They deserve the disasters they have inflicted upon themselves. Snake Plisskin’s world had it...
Terrapod: As a former NY resident (71-78) I cannot but marvel at the decline in industrialization of the state and... angrywebmaster: Speaking of “No power” how about no gas? Thanks to Governor Stupid, (Cuomo), National...
irish19: I dunno. I think a certain amount of extra training for carrying in a school would not be amiss. Maybe not... irish19: Same thing here in Ill-annoy. irish19: Must be nice to have money.
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: That’s easy. It’s to make it so arduous that no one will complete the...
LCBren: Cant see how…10th amendment. I can see how the states would react..and the liberals would fight it... LCBren: I cant think of a faster way to cripple an economy than to wipe out the tourist trade. Can you? “Old...
jdog43: Sounds sensible. No more shack job, screwing around. Good old fashioned morals. Go for it Jakarta.
Fa Cube Itches: and the cops come calling anyway…both hands out to “look the other way”. Reminds me of my time in... irish19: What a great business idea. Now, to come up with a name. LCBren: One of our news website commentators had this to say h/t “Harry” from this article Rudy Giuliani... irish19: Keep your powder dry, and mind your back trail. irish19: I stand corrected.
readerjp: I sent this in a few days ago. Man Who Sabotaged American Airlines Plane Has ISIS Ties The man who was... Terrapod: Put aside all the BS that is flying for a bit and enjoy https://youtu.be/CZYyVtRAkZ4 VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Have to be fair, Mo-ham-head was not illiterate.Sorry, we served up the last penis jokes for lunch yesterday, but at least this story, brought to our attention by LC Just Another Random Nut, GLOR, has quite a few dickheads in it, so we’re just going to throw it out there. No, it’s not about 404Care for once. We can only point fingers
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Well, sort of. [youtube]http://youtu.be/ydTju2i2qNM[/youtube] So what’s the most embarrassing gun you’ve ever shot, or the most embarrassing thing you ever did or saw on the range? Like say, using Israeli surplus green tip penetrator ammo on a poor, defenseless Dallas indoor range. Not pointing any fingers or anything, but those of us who were there
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“For unto you a Savior is born!” Merry Christmas to all of my beloved Rotties, my dear friends who have been such an incredible family to me for the past ten years. I pray that the blessings of Christ the Redeemer, God made man, who humbled Himself to become all that we are so that
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I can honestly say that I’ve said some really stupid and hurtful shit in my time (mostly under the influence of various beverages) and paid the price. The difference was it didn’t travel around the globe at warp speed. Meet the newest member of the Forrest Gump alumni association: Ms Sacco is formerly a PR
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What was that sound? Me. Whacking a hornet nest. So now that I’ve gone and done that…..At one point in the recent post that went some 190+ replies and featured an all out virtual version of a PayPerView WWE cage match I made the following comment: I must be slipping behind the times, as I
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Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjA-59brQ6c[/youtube] So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this
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You just can’t make this stuff up… One has to wonder – is this damn law so unpopular that even drug dealers are making mock of it now? Bags of Heroin labeled “Obama Care” Random Thoughts on “Obama Care”: Damn, can’t a body even get high anymore without King Bammy sticking his nose in? Obama
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We’re not going to argue for a nanosecond about McShitStain being a lying, backstabbing, worthless Manchurian traitor by voting to take away the benefits of disabled vets, which he did. What we, like our friend Bill Quick, DON’T get is why anybody is acting so surprised and outraged about it. McShitStain is a narcissistic, treasonous,
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Well, we already got it. The amounts of sheer hilarity coming out of ObamaMetroSexualPajammieBoy’s campaign to make young people buy stuff they can’t afford, and can’t afford even less than they could before now that the Ear Leader they voted for jacked premiums up three times, and don’t NEED, just keeps growing. Via LC Rurik:
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Or so our beloved Congress Critters would have the Veterans and Active duty, Reserve and Guard believe. This is almost one of those “Careful what you wish for – you just might get it” moments After nearly 6 years of not passing one – we have a budget but it’s a Socialist’s wet dream. Here’s
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Somebody please ask us if the Jugears Administration is really this stupid: We mean… Are they TRYING to make themselves look like complete idiots? An allegedly adult male. In a ONESIE??? His Imperial Majesty’s testosterone level dropped by three orders of magnitude just looking at that picture, so Merry Christmas, Your Highness, no nookie until
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As most of you have noticed I haven’t been real active around here much lately. There is a valid reason for that, several actually, but the one that is relevant here has to do with my work. My captain caught the flu back in early November. By November 13th it was bad enough that he
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First off, the rumors of our demise are greatly exaggerated. It’s just that it’s the season to be unable to do anything other than pretending to have fun and, of course, catching up with what corporate procrastinated about all year long until they realized that years don’t bend to the will of overpaid, underworked CEOs
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Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:
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Anybody who didn’t see this coming ages ago when the whole PC craze and “hostile work environment” (meaning potentially anything at all from incoming mortar fire to ‘oppressive odors’) needs to go right back to the very back of the class, put on their dunce caps and write 60,000 times “they TOLD me so, but
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