Articles from August 2012



It’s the Economy, Party of Stoopid!

Todd Akins is sacrificed on the alter of political correctness, but unfortunately for his addle-pated GOP executioners, he won’t hold still for the killing stroke.  OblameBush‘s fifth column in the fourth estate wields Tropical Storm Isaac like a chainsaw in a ‘B’ grade horror movie to threaten the RNC in Tampa.  The forecast calls for

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While Subversive, Counterrevolutionary, Doubleplusungood Thinking is Still Allowed

We give you this awesome music video and an Open Thread: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHAlwEK7a4[/youtube] We didn’t reach out to the DNCMedia for their reaction, because we already know it: “That is some of the most despicable, racist, bigoted right wing extremist hate speech the world has ever seen and is most assuredly the direct cause of Hurricane

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Your Sunday “In Over His Jugeared Head” Funny

Found at Bill’s place: President Obama told the AP that the moment that could finally shake up a close president race “could come in the three debates Obama and Romney hold in October. “Come on”, we hear you say, “that’s not funny! He’s actually right about that!” Why yes, but here’s where Teh Funny™ comes

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RIP, Neil Alden Armstrong

The first man on the Moon, Neil Alden Armstrong, passed away today at the age of 82. We will miss you, Neil, you and all that you stood for. It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb

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It’s Time To Stop Those Birthers!

So sayeth the Ogabe campaign and the DNCMedia (but we repeat ourself) in their latest attempt to create a distraction after Romney jokingly said that at least nobody’s ever asked him or his wife to show their birth certificate. Obviously to illustrate that nobody’s ever wondered whether Romney was an American with American values or

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False Flag Op At GOP Convention?

In which we put on our tinfoil hat after something we found over at the Six Meat Buffet: That Biden visit to Tampa got my wheels spinning. What the hell are they up to? How far is Biden willing to go to remain relevant? To stay on the ticket? So I put some feelers out

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Basic Things That Liberal Fascists Don’t Understand

Because, in our infinite Imperial Wisdom, we’ve decided that it might be helpful to explain things in terms so simple that even a liberal might get it. A tall order, to be sure, but we’re up to it. We are the Emperor, after all, and we didn’t achieve that lofty position just because. OK, so

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Doing the Liberal Fascists’ Dirty Work For Them

When we find ourself thinking that Mike Fuckabee is actually making sense, then we have to start worrying. But he is, in spite of what Allahpundit and the rest of the “right” wing blogosphere Inquisition are saying. The Party’s leaders have for reasons that aren’t rational, left him behind on the political battlefield, wounded and

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Hooray! Uncle Choo Choo Is Back on the Campaign Trail!

We were worried that the Ogabe campaign might have accidentally picked up a clue when they sent Joe Robinette “Choo Choo” Biden back to the nursing home last week, but we needn’t have troubled ourself, because they sent him right back out there to embarrass Der Fubar further: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-cprE_hwmc[/youtube] So, out of eight presidents that

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How to Confuse a Yankee, Part #2,338

In which we observe Mitt Romney using the phrase “Obama, Bless His Heart, Has Tried To Substitute Government For Free People”, upon which every pundit North of the Mason-Dixon Line’s head explodes with confusion. “Did he just insult Obam-bam?” Let’s just start off by saying that it was a bit odd to see Romney using

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Best. Photo. Ever.

And this is NOT a Photoshop, this is an actual Roto-Reuters photo. Sure, it is BEGGING to be Photoshopped, but… No words. Just perfect: Thatisall. Imperial Photoshoppers: Get to work!

Right Blogosphere Steps on Own Dick Again

…but at least this time they caught themselves screwing the pooch after a number of people, our Imperial Self included, had helpfully pointed it out to them. The liberal smear machine, eager to score some more points on the Akin fuckup, tried to corner Rep. Steve King on the issue as well, to which he

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Anybody Looking For a New Used Car?

Because if you are, then we’ve got news for you. Not ours, we’re not letting go of that one until it explodes, but we were finally able to check in on Roguetek, who is hanging in there well in spite of everything, and we learned that he’s got a car sitting around that he needs

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Will He Or Won’t He?

So far, the jury is still out on whether or not Akin will withdraw in Missouri and the clock is ticking. As we think that we’ve made clear, we don’t agree at all with the way his candidacy was sunk (except perhaps inasmuch as he appeared to be daft enough to walk into an obvious

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With Friends Like the “Right” Wing Blogosphere, Who Needs Enemies?

Now that the circular firing squad has commenced firing for effect, it’s quite clear that Akin’s candidacy is quite dead, no matter what he actually said, and quite a few people exclaiming about it quite obviously either suffer from severe impressive aphasia or never watched the interview to begin with. We’re not talking about the

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