on Just so we are clearYou are wasting your time. You are, in fact, correct, but Bite-me WILL NOT be sworn in. Hassis will be on The proof came down to Georgia………………..I been watching this. It's time to re-do the entire election. Show up in person, vote in person, or fuck
on “Go ahead, swear me in then”OT, do you think all those people who have come forward and SWORN they witnessed fraud are willing to risk on “Go ahead, swear me in then”This week we (The National Republican Trust) went to Denver, Colorado, where I attempted to speak with officials at Dominion
on “Go ahead, swear me in then”And they have re-certified the vote saying the video has been "Debunked." To that I say BUNK! on “Go ahead, swear me in then”Republican Governor Brian Kemp called for a signature audit of Georgia’s election results on Thursday night, reacting to video and
on Just so we are clearShould I give a flying fuck what some foreigner thinks about our elections over here? Never make the mistake of on “I did not see one vote for President Trump in 27 hours”Dont tell OT, he will tell you that they are all making it up 
on Just so we are clearI intend to treat the President- select with the same amount of compassion, understanding and tolerance that you showed to on “I did not see one vote for President Trump in 27 hours”Several whistleblowers have come forward to allege widespread voter fraud in several states’ elections, claiming that up to 288,000 mail-in on Just so we are clearYou will ALWAYS find bad shit if you look for it. There is never a shortage of people who will on Just so we are clearAgain, I tell you that you should read the actual official challenges in court, not the bullshit his attorneys spout
on “I did not see one vote for President Trump in 27 hours”Hope she does not live near Ft. Marcy Park. 
on Just so we are clearI do get Newsmax TV here. I got to glance at the nonsense they are spewing. "the ballots looked like on Just so we are clearAnd now Nigel Farage I'm sorry, who? LOL Should I give a flying fuck what some foreigner thinks about ourI’ve been advised that Mike M’s funeral will be held Thursday January 3rd. If there are any Rotties in the Portland area that would like to pay their respects please email me and I will provide you the location and time. In lieu of flowers Mike’s wife has requested that donations be made to the
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Or not, as the case might be. (h/t Larwyn’s Linx) Chicago reached “a tragic number” today, according to Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy: Its homicide total for the year hit 500, the highest annual total since 2008. How can that be? Not only are criminals not allowed to own guns in Chicago, nobody else is either.
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So this is what Dianne “Hitler” Feinschwein has been cooking up while dancing in the blood of Connecticut kindergarteners (thanks, LC Ginghis, for letting us know). No, it’s not “just” a re-enactment of the utterly ineffectual and even more utterly un-Constitutional “scary weapons ban”, it goes so, so much further.
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LC Rurik just called me and it is with an indescribable sadness that I must tell you that our beloved Mike M has left this world and taken his post in Heaven. Unknown to me he had been diagnosed with an extremely aggressive lung cancer in August. On Friday he was told that it had
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That is to say, it would be a whole lot funnier if it weren’t TRUE. Thatisall.
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In the media, we mean, such as known scofflaw David Gregory who enjoys haranguing law-abiding gun owners while waving around 30 round AR-15 mags on his show in a very menacing fashion indeed. ILLEGAL 30 round magazines, the mere possession of which will give you up to $1,000 in fines and a year in the
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“Glory to God in the Highest and Peace on Earth to Men of Good Will.” [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQNirj6lbGY[/youtube] May the blessings of Christ be with you all my dear friends on this the day we celebrate the greatest gift ever given, God made man for the redemption of our souls. From the entire crunchie family, Merry Christmas.
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His Imperial Majesty very much doubts it, no matter how rampant the speculation is after his latest attempt to give Ogabe a bit of what he wants instead of the full 100% failed miserably. We’re quite relieved, actually, because if he hadn’t failed, we would have heard no end of the orange freak’s claims that
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We guess that means that we’re going to have to pay back those loans we took out all of December. Anybody spot us a few mil? Thatisall.
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I’ll keep this short, just watch.
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We realize that Hillary Clinton won’t be testifying today because she had one too many and fell off her broom. According to her “doctors”, that is. She’s allegedly going to testify some time in January when things have died down, er, she’s gotten better, at which point it will be largely irrelevant since half a
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Since we keep being told that we don’t have enough of those and, well, you have a point. We’re having too much fun being pithy on Teh Twitter right now (@EmperorMisha), annoying the multitudes with snarky shit, although we still don’t see how <140 characters can ever be a useful means of communicating. Oh well,
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And we’re not talking about Barack Hussein the Blight Bringer, we’re talking about that wonderful “half a loaf is better than none” vanguard for conservatism in Taxatwoshits, Scott Brown, who has suddenly discovered that disarming victims is the perfect way to protect said victims against violence. Although he once said banning so-called assault weapons fell
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And another shout-out to the governor of the fine state in which we live, governor Perry, who knows what’s what and what works: Perry drew a round of applause when he talked about Harrold, Texas, a community that lets teachers and administrators who are properly permitted and trained to carry weapons on campus. He said
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We’ve defended the guy in the past because, even though we often don’t agree with him, we enjoy his writing style. But seriously, when he puts out ignorant shit like this, we just can’t look the other way: Exit question: Why do gun manufacturers continue to make guns that look like military weapons even though
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