Occupy Fail Street
If there is one thing we hate more than fads such as taking pictures of yourself holding a piece of paper with some barely legible scrawl on it, it's seeing…
How to Speak Liberal
John Hawkins has a very useful primer on this here. His Imperial Majesty has a few additions (and feel free to add your own as well): Faith: Something that, if…
Game 7 Open Thread
Late, we know, but better nate than lever. Just one thought: Would this game be even more exciting if the Cardinals didn't have the advantage of a tenth player behind…
Worst. Coach. Ever.
The only thing His Imperial Majesty has to say after a string of utterly retarded substitutions and decisions in Game 6 is that if Ron Washington isn't named MVP of…
More EUro Alarmism
German chancellor Angela Merkel very reasonably warned that if the EUropeon FAIL continues much longer, Europe may find itself in serious shit. "Nobody should take for granted another 50 years…
The New “Third Rail”
We all deserve some good news these days, so here they are: PRINCETON, NJ -- A record-low 26% of Americans favor a legal ban on the possession of handguns in…
Courage!
Mittens Obamney continues to impress. When asked if he supported Governor Kasich's efforts to keep public employee unions from sucking the lifeblood out of Ohio taxpayers, he bravely ran away,…
Ogabe Caught Shitting on “Occupy Las Vegas”
Though accidentally, we're sure (h/t LC Sir Intellectual Conservative). LAS VEGAS - A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final…
Life in the OWS
Or the "Obamavilles", as some people have taken to calling the various and sundry cesspools of ignorant, smelly liberals stinking up neighborhoods all over. Such as in New York, where…
Moochelle Antoinette “Spitting Mad” That Somebody Told The Truth About Her
(H/t Jammie Wearing Fool). First lady MICHELLE OBAMA fuming as PAULA DEEN dishes on her unhealthy eating habits despite new book “American Grown” PR blitz! MICHELLE OBAMA is now furious…
My Kind of Marketing
I ain't endorsing or offering free advertising or nuthin' here, but there's a company called Ranger Up that makes some really awesome t-shirts geared towards trigger puller types. I just…
Had Enough Yet?
I've spent an extraordinary amount of time lately catching up on my reading. It seems we're assaulted daily with more moronical ideas and tyrannical plans. The latest being something that…
The Art of Passive Aggression
We're beginning to be moderately impressed with Allahpundit's hatred of threats to his Golden Boy Mittens "I Can't Have Illegals Working For Me While I'm Trying to Run For President"…
Rangers Respond to Imperial Persuasion
We shan't go too much into detail in order to not compromise ongoing ops (and, we have to admit, also out of consideration for the tender sensibilities of the good…
Time To Rein In AARP
Being the TV addict I am, I can't help but notice the AARP is pushing a new round of ads demanding 'status quo' for medicare and medicaid programs. Obviously they're…