Posts belonging to Category Funny Shit'

On a lighter note, this is what not to say as a cop

Cop pulls a driver over for speeding and sarcastically asks her for her pilots license. So she said sure officer, here you go. And handed him a valid and current airline pilots license. Cop stands there for ten seconds, goes bright red, hands it back to her and walks back to his patrol car. He

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They keep sending us these letters…

Aaaand….well, we DID answer it. Latest Chinese Consulate Pansygram Arrives Tim Blair, The Daily Telegraph April 23, 2020 3:44pm Our flubie friends at Sydney’s Chinese Consulate have been in contact again, this time to register Beijing’s official rage over an excellent Daily Telegraph illustration: On 22 April, The Daily Telegraph newspaper in New South Wales

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Another Aussie Smackdown

(H/t Instapundit). Australian national treasure, Tim Blair, delivers a brutal smackdown to an angry letter his newspaper got from the Chinese Communist Biowarfare Party: Following is a point-by-point response to the Consulate General and China’s communist dictatorship: Recently the Daily Telegraph has published a number of reports and opinions about China’s response to COVID-19 that

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Some Post-Halloween Entertainment

In honor of the impeachment sham and the clownns in congress… ? HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ? Retweet if you enjoyed this! pic.twitter.com/VEePtmLJ4b — Deplorably Adorable Super Elite ?????? (@1SweetTexan) October 30, 2019

‘Twas a Much Needed Vacation

Greetings and salutations, spectatores! We know we’ve been gone for a while (again, we hear you sigh, our apologies!), but it was really just what the doc ordered. If we’d asked him to order anything, that is, which we didn’t. Kinda nice to kick back and ignore the “news” for a while, pretending that the

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Meanwhile, Down Under…..

….we had a small wildlife problem. The rainforest-dwelling serpents can grow up to 8.5m long. Drive safely, folks….

My Schadenboner is bigger than the Emperor’s

On this auspicious occasion of the Mueller report being submitted, which, as we all know, meant what we said it did two years ago..Mueller aint got shit I leave you with this

Bash a Fash

And this time it is an actual fash being bashed. It’s a thing of beauty, we tell you, courtesy of Ace, and we promise you that it will put you in a festive mood for the holiday! Now go feast your eyes on a fascist bastard get what’s coming to xim. (Yes, we’re still here,

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And Now, For Something Completely Different

Tracey Ullman, still hilarious after all of these years: When you so woke, you asleep. ? pic.twitter.com/USEgKWPExM — BBC Comedy (@bbccomedy) June 22, 2018

Too Funny to Not Post

From the Raconteur Report. Thatisall.

You Say That as if it’s a Bad Thing?

'Dossier' firm says U.S. senator's leaks endanger its employees https://t.co/fFvzgjdgTB pic.twitter.com/78CfRdognO — Reuters Top News (@Reuters) January 30, 2018 We’re trying very hard here to contain our… something. Thatisall.

This…..is…just..WRONG

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayMeza487M[/youtube] No I dont remember how I found it. No I dont know what else they made. I am not sure I want to know. Open thread.

Weaponized Barbecue?

We’re sorry for having been so inexcusably lazy of late, but this one… Well, you’d have to have a heart of stone to not laugh your arse off when reading it. Backstory is that the murderous paleoswinian terrorists currently wasting good Israeli shekels taking up perfectly good space in Israeli prisons when we all know

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The Old Hag Finally Made Us Laugh

Never thought we’d feel the need to applaud while laughing hysterically at anything emanating from that wretched Marxist hag, Ruth Baader-Meinhof Ginsburg’s shriveled lips, but it happened nonetheless: “Let’s hope members of Congress, the members that Allegheny College has already honored — Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. John McCain, the women of the Senate,

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Low Bridge, everybody DUCK!!!!

It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw[/youtube] Open thread folks, time to kick ’em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.