Merry Christmas
Full disclosure: His Imperial Majesty was once member of a symphonic choir and, as such, may be a bit predisposed towards singing. Regardless, we wish you, no matter what religion…
Are We the Baddies?
Thanks to LC, GLOR Readerjp, who points out the following in comments: Zelensky has banned opposition parties. Yep, did that a long time ago, way before the war even started.…
Nope. No Nazis Here. Nosirree Bob! Now Move Along, Putin-bot!!!
Things that we're not allowed to mention, of course, because any suggestion that the saintly, never done anything wrong, absolutely pristine democracy of Ukraine might embrace neo-Nazism in their armed…
Yes, Yes We Did
...and you'd better do the same. There's still time, right up until tonight. And kindly don't give His Imperial Majesty any of the "but it won't matter anyway! They'll STEEEEAAAAAL…
“Forgive and Forget?” Now THAT’S Amusing!
We mean, it's not like we don't fully understand why the psychotic, jackbooted Karens of the Covidiocy Brigades want to just MoveOn.org regarding their neurotic and fascistic behaviour of the…
This is Bloody Genius!
Time for another laff, LCs! This not only is hysterically funny, it also perfectly describes and encompasses the current situation vis-a-vis our current "justice" system. Who did this? ???pic.twitter.com/tC4n63NqXl— I…
Meanwhile From Our “Not to be Criticized, EVER, You Domestic Terrorist!” Law Enforcement Geniuses
As we're sure you all know, Salman Rushdie, the author of the book "The Satanic Verses" critical of the murderous cult of Islam back in the late 80s (that's about…
OMG! He Hid the Nuclear Launch Codes Inside Melania’s Underwear!
Or something, it's hard to keep up. It started off as the equivalent of refusing/delaying handing back library books, and now the story is that President Trump was hiding nuclear…
Well, THAT Excuse Didn’t Work Out Too Well, Did It?
"Why isn't President Trump just releasing the search warrant, you conspiracy-minded likely domestic terrorists?" Possibly because they don't have a copy to release since the Stasi refused to give them…
So, Really, What IS Up With the Emperor?
I should have posted this a long time ago because I'm sure that at least some of you have been wondering, but I really couldn't since I didn't even know…
Time for a Laugh
Because it's about time that we had some funny up in here. Found this while perusing old buddy and Imperial Blogger Cold Fury's digs, something he in turn had found…
Solitudinem Faciunt Pacem Appellant
"They made a desert and called it peace." - Tacitus. (Actually, Tacitus allegedly quoting the Caledonian chief Calgacus). We're not going to delve into a "whodunnit?", "who started it?" etc.,…
It’s Time to Negotiate
No, we're not dead, we're just worn down to a nub. Thankfully, loyal readers of this neglected site (that's all on His Imperial Majesty) have done their best to keep…
Yo? Where’s the Revolution?
Just as we were getting all fired up. We mean, you don't just march up 6 times more troops than we ever had deployed in Ashcanistan to counter a vicious…
So, it Actually Happened
The Usurper has been "sworn in" (his hand really should have caught fire when he laid it on that Bible) and we now have a "president" who was "elected" through…