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Journaljizzmers Continue to Cover Themselves in Glory

So this daft, airheaded cow “journalist” of the New York Slimes writes an entire article blaming the tragic death of a bar owner on Sean Hannity of FOX News downplaying the severity of Chinese Lung AIDS, right? Because the poor man made the decision to go on that cruise more than a week BEFORE Hannity

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Funniest Headline in a LOOOOONG Time

From CNN, no less. “Hundreds of journalists are being laid off, right when the public needs them the most” “Need” them? For what, pray tell? We can’t wipe our arse with them, we can’t eat them, and we can’t wrap them around our faces to protect us from Chinese Lung AIDS. So what, exactly, is

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Great Moments in “Journalism”

CBS uses Italian hospital footage to describe COVID-19 condition in New York Anything to fuel the panic, don’t you know? Because Orange Man Bad and we HAVE to get him out of office in November. Anybody ever thought how many people who get their news from nothing but the Enemedia give up and decide to

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Schiff-for-Brains Calls on U.S. Officer to Offer His Feelings on Contents of Phone Call that Everybody Has Transcript To.

Damn, that failure theatre that the Demorats are putting on just keeps getting funnier and funnier, doesn’t it? So now they’re calling on an officer, decked out in full kit to use as a shield against criticism, to offer “testimony” on how he feels about the President’s conversation with Ukraine President Zelensky. Not testimony on

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Garbage Fake News: “Up is Down and Black is White”

Hardly news, but we couldn’t help but laugh when we saw the failing dumpster fire that is the New York Times characterize Mexico’s rush to agree to terms the moment tariffs were about to hit their avocado exports this way (no link because fuck ’em, that’s why): Having threatened Mexico with an escalating series of

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Idiotarians on Parade

So apparently the band at the White House was playing show tunes, and this got Ace Reporter Maggie Haberman all verklempt: Now, if you don’t know who she is, you’re in good company with the other 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of the planet’s population who neither watch CNN nor read the NYT. Maggie, you’re as dumb as a

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This Whole “What Will They Do Now the Collusion Coup Turned Out to be a Dud” is a Bit…

…disappointing. If President Trump follows through with his threat to close the Southern Border with Mexico this week, say goodbye to your avocado toast. A top distributor and grower of avocados has warned that the U.S. would run out of the fruit in three weeks if imports from Mexico are halted amid any possible border

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And the Jury is Already Back

We didn’t expect them to act with such alacrity, but it appears that the Enemedia have already found their scapegoat for the Mueller Fuckup. It is, of course, abundantly clear that the Enemedia will never ever admit to being guilty of having force fed fake news to the public for two years and change regarding

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Our Schadenboner Just Won’t Stop Growing

At which point should we go see a doctor? (Thanks, Ace). The sense of mourning started to take hold over the weekend, after Attorney General William P. Barr said that Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, had not found coordination between President Trump’s campaign and the Russian government’s election interference in 2016. Over the

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Things You WON’T Read About in the News

As Breitbart News alone reported among major news outlets, Fulani jihadists racked up a death toll of over 120 Christians over the past three weeks in central Nigeria, employing machetes and gunfire to slaughter men, women, and children, burning down over 140 houses, destroying property, and spreading terror. The New York Times did not place

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Back to the Subject of Things We Don’t Give a Tinker’s Cuss About

Oh dear, it looks like the Observer (of their own navels) really got Teh Donaldâ„¢ now! Remember how he’s always talking about the sad decline in the number of coal miner jobs? Oh yeah? But guess who’s been losing even more jobs in the last two decades: Despite Trump Rhetoric, Journalists Are Losing Jobs at

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Pointing out that a Nazi War Criminal is a Nazi War Criminal is Somehow “Anti-Semitic” Now?

At least, that’s what it sounds like if one is to believe what the EneMedia’s latest hot-off-the-faxes Talking Points from DNC HQ are telling us. Pointing out that Nazi collaborator and war criminal George Soros is, in fact, a Nazi collaborator and war criminal, is apparently what led to the heinous shooting of innocent Jews

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So Who’s This Khashoggi and Why Should We Care?

We don’t have a lot of time for things like that these days, but we did some digging anyway, just to see if we could figure out what the big hubbub was all about. So who is/was he? Well, apparently he was a terrorist-sympathizing “journalist” for the Washington Compost who was Muslim Brotherhood, pro-Sharia and

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This… is CNN

“Kanye West is what happens when negroes don’t read” and “token negro”? Oh, and the usual Marxist/Prozi “he’s insane” talking point about dissidents. Mental hospitals in the old Soviet Union were filled to bursting with “insane” individuals whose “insanity” manifested itself mainly in not agreeing with the Nomenklatura of the USSR’s Communist Party. Now, imagine

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Never Miss a Chance to Miss the Point

We have to admit, at first we had a hard time believing this headline: Democrats Fear They’re the Wet Rag Party Kavanaugh’s victory leaves many on the left saying it’s time to get mad—and even. Doxxing Republicans and their families, hounding them from public spaces, shooting them during softball practice, hitting them over the heads

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