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Breaking News: Russian Bots™ Land in Ohio, Establish Foothold, Cleverly Disguise Themselves as “Green Party”

Confusion reigned as hordes of “voters” wearing “Green Party” lapel pins stormed voting booths, stealing votes that the Prozi People’s Party desperately needed in the OH-12 special election. Expert intelligence analyst Alyssa Milano, however, was not fooled by their laughable disguises, noticing immediately their suspicious accents as well as the trail of empty vodka bottles,

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“Pour Some Sugar On Me”

Unless you’re in Seattle, because it has become rather too expensive there. Seattle Sugar Tax Raises Soda Prices by 75 Percent Now that’s some change Seattle-ites can believe in! Especially since “change they can believe in” is the only change they’ll have left if they ever decide to buy a sugary drink again. To illustrate:

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Just a quiet reminder to the NK appeasers out there

The next time you or one of the members of your latte sipping, Clinton cunnilingus (slurp) crowd start teling us how Pres. Trump should “Give Kim what he wants and he will go away”? Remember this It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation To call upon a neighbour and to say:

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He Chose… Poorly

The Freedom Caucus will hurt the entire Republican agenda if they don't get on the team, & fast. We must fight them, & Dems, in 2018! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 30, 2017 No. We’re not even going to pretend to defend/explain that one. If you truly are planning to fight, fight, fight the

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Why the President and the people wont trust the media

President Trump, and the population at large, have had it with the media. Why? Before, during, and after the election, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of what we accurately call the Lamestream media™ acted and behaved like political activists instead of reporters. They chose to pick partisan sides in a highly charged, explosive political campaign.

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Put up..or shut the fuck up

I wonder if there’s an American version of this..if so I’d love to see it [youtube][/youtube]

I’d start jobhunting if I were you

Link A (hopefully) soon to be former Secret Service agent made a Facebook post: “As a public servant for nearly 23 years, I struggle not to violate the Hatch Act. So I keep quiet and skirt the median. To do otherwise can be a criminal offense for those in my position. Despite the fact that

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Look, More Russians!!!

Things are getting sillier and sillier as the Prozis try to come up with excuses for the massive rejection they just suffered at the hands of the voters (via Doug Ross): The latest batch of moonbattery stems from the New York Times and Washington Post who are now quoting mysterious and secret sources, within the

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Nikki Haley for UN Ambassador?

Seriously? Isn’t she the ignorant twat who ordered her state to stop flying their own flag from the State Capitol because some ProgNazi racist fuckwad shot up a church? Yeah. Real good choice there. Tremendous, even. The BEST choice. Le sigh. Thatisall.

Will He Or Won’t He?

So now the big deal in the press is President-elect Trump stating that he’s not going to prosecute Felonia von Pantsuit after all, which stands in rather remarkable contrast to his campaign statement where he promised to appoint a special prosecutor to look into her felonious behavior, no doubt about it. To say that we’re

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Trump on Immigration.

The following is a transcript of his latest speech. LC’s and G.L.O.R’s..your soon to be President ********************************************************************************************************************************* Thank you, Phoenix. I am so glad to be back in Arizona, a state that has a very special place in my heart. I love the people of Arizona and, together, we are going to win the White

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So, This Cruz Thing…

Speaking of course about the allegations that he’s the biggest horn dog since Billy Jeff… Ahem… Where to start? Two words: National Enquirer. Yes, we know full well that they have a certain track record for being right, no denying that, but to address at least one thing in that regard: The whole “they wouldn’t

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“Pussy?” So What?

Via LC & IB Bill Quick. I watched several times the entire NSFW 1:53 clip of Trump calling Ted Cruz a p**sy for having constitutional qualms about waterboarding. It doesn’t get any better when repeated. The thing that most people are talking about is his use of the vulgarity, which is pretty lowlife stuff coming

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Charge of the Light Brigade

By now everybody’s heard of the National Review’s “Against Trump” issue, in which they, as one, step up to distance themselves from that horrid “vulgarian”, Donald Trump, citing his lack of core, orthodox conservative principles (questioning if he has any at all) and loudly proclaim, suddenly rediscovering one of their founder’s most famous sayings, that

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And To Address Another Bit of Hysteria

Here’s the video of three kids performing, of their own free will, a patriotic song about American Pride and independence in Pensacola, FL (that’s a military base, in case you’ve been living under a rock for the last century): [youtube][/youtube] We hear one reference to Donald Trump, right in the first verse, and it’s to

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