It was an amusing idea, though, but everybody is taking it waaaaaaaaay too seriously. It’s not that it’s completely without merit, there certainly are vast amounts of unexploited resources on the island and it’s in quite the strategic location from our point of view. Just one little problem: It ain’t for sale. It’s part of
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You know, it struck us that we deplorables are, beyond a doubt, the most absolutely awesome “Nazis” that ever existed! Just look at those amateurs of the 30s and 40s by comparison, having to round up people themselves whereas WE have people lining up from all over the world to get into OUR “concentration camps.”
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75 years ago yesterday, an armada set out from the south of England to end the occupation of Western Europe and defeat the monster that was Nazi Germany. It was not a particularly good day for it, in fact it was so unsuited for the purpose that SHAEF had considered calling the whole thing off
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Looking at this picture, and watching live footage of the tragedy, it was impossible for His Imperial Majesty to not see something more than “just” a building burning. Which is unavoidable, of course. Notre Dame is, after all, most definitely NOT “just a building.” It is one of the most famous symbols of the Church
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So yesterday or the day before, we’re not quite sure, Alex Jones’ InfoWars got “de-platformed” (a much more modern and, dare we say “progressive” term for the old Soviet practice of “un-personing” undesirables) by YouTube, Facebook, Apple and Spotify, all within 12 hours of each other, almost as if the whole thing had been previously
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We’ve been busy for a couple of days again, but we couldn’t help but notice that the “Trade War That Will Destroy Us ALL!!™” barely had time to get started before it was called off with victory declared for our side (and theirs, when you think about it, which is exactly why they surrendered. They’re
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His Imperial Majesty must be getting old which, of course, is errant nonsense to say. What’s a couple of millennia between friends? But we’re getting quite dizzy with this whole surveillance/Russians under every bed/surveillance never happened Narrative that the Fake News Media are running non stop. First it’s “unnamed sources with access to surveillance prove
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…among other things. So we were perusing The Imperial Firearms Advisor’s site (which you should be doing too), when we came across this little piece about sites whining about your AdBlocker. The Imperial Firearms Advisor, in words we cannot ever hope to improve on, had this to say: The reason we use AdBlocker is because
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President Trump, and the population at large, have had it with the media. Why? Before, during, and after the election, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of what we accurately call the Lamestream media™ acted and behaved like political activists instead of reporters. They chose to pick partisan sides in a highly charged, explosive political campaign.
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Not the ones around this dog pound, obviously, but this is about dogs. For months now (and we never tire of it), we’ve watched Trump throw out statements that are, in and of themselves, quite insignificant, whereupon the ProgMedia Presstitutes immediately throw themselves all over it and go into full-on hysterics while the rest of
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Are belong to us! Thanks to LC & IB Angry Webmaster (whose website you’re already visiting on a daily basis unless you really are into missing out on shit), we find this absolutely full of awesome sauce Youtube vid that he stated we must post tomorrow. Tomorrow?, we say. Why not get the beat going
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Or “how His Imperial Majesty evaluates any and all ProgMedia stories involving ‘anonymous sources within the intelligence community.’” We won’t go into all of the back and forth about Russians “hacking the election” because that’s just plain nonsense. Were they behind the Wikileaks infodump? Possibly. We don’t know that, regardless of what Assange says. He’s
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You all well know how your beloved (right? RIGHT????) Emperor feels about flag burnings. And then we saw this over at Treacher’s place: Oh dear G-d, help us. Our Imperial, principled resolve is weakening. Must say it, MUST SAY IT: All burning of Old Glory is wrong, no ex… no exce… NO EXCEPTIONS, dammit! There,
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First off, sorry for the long absence. Had the Viking yearly invasion (FUN!!) and been a bit busy, so… Anyway, on this the 72nd anniversary of D-Day, there’s this: Google (the ones who’ll put up doodles honoring every Marxist Murderous Mutt to ever exist): …and then there’s Bing.com: Any questions? Now, how do I go
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Do you know this feeling when all of the Big Important Issues™ get to be all a bit too much? When your brain screams out for a break from pretending to give a damn about a world that has obviously gone utterly, stark, raving, bats in the belfry mad, a world that doesn’t really give
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