OMG! He Hid the Nuclear Launch Codes Inside Melania’s Underwear!
Or something, it's hard to keep up. It started off as the equivalent of refusing/delaying handing back library books, and now the story is that President Trump was hiding nuclear…
So, Really, What IS Up With the Emperor?
I should have posted this a long time ago because I'm sure that at least some of you have been wondering, but I really couldn't since I didn't even know…
Solitudinem Faciunt Pacem Appellant
"They made a desert and called it peace." - Tacitus. (Actually, Tacitus allegedly quoting the Caledonian chief Calgacus). We're not going to delve into a "whodunnit?", "who started it?" etc.,…
It’s Time to Negotiate
No, we're not dead, we're just worn down to a nub. Thankfully, loyal readers of this neglected site (that's all on His Imperial Majesty) have done their best to keep…
Its up to you now.
Over the many years I have been privileged to write here Generic Antibiotics online , I have written on many subjects. We are down to the wire, we have a…
No, Really, Greenland isn’t for Sale
It was an amusing idea, though, but everybody is taking it waaaaaaaaay too seriously. It's not that it's completely without merit, there certainly are vast amounts of unexploited resources on…
Random Sunday Musing
You know, it struck us that we deplorables are, beyond a doubt, the most absolutely awesome "Nazis" that ever existed! Just look at those amateurs of the 30s and 40s…
A Day That Changed My Life
75 years ago yesterday, an armada set out from the south of England to end the occupation of Western Europe and defeat the monster that was Nazi Germany. It was…
Omens
Looking at this picture, and watching live footage of the tragedy, it was impossible for His Imperial Majesty to not see something more than "just" a building burning. Which is…
Raise Your Hands, Anybody Who Didn’t See This Coming
So yesterday or the day before, we're not quite sure, Alex Jones' InfoWars got "de-platformed" (a much more modern and, dare we say "progressive" term for the old Soviet practice…
Shortest Trade War in History
We've been busy for a couple of days again, but we couldn't help but notice that the "Trade War That Will Destroy Us ALL!!™" barely had time to get started…
Wait, So Now It’s Suddenly Not a Big Deal?
His Imperial Majesty must be getting old which, of course, is errant nonsense to say. What's a couple of millennia between friends? But we're getting quite dizzy with this whole…
What We Need is a Version of AdBlocker that Launches a DDoS Attack on any Site With AutoPlay Videos
...among other things. So we were perusing The Imperial Firearms Advisor's site (which you should be doing too), when we came across this little piece about sites whining about your…
Why the President and the people wont trust the media
President Trump, and the population at large, have had it with the media. Why? Before, during, and after the election, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of what we accurately call…
Silly Doggies
Not the ones around this dog pound, obviously, but this is about dogs. For months now (and we never tire of it), we've watched Trump throw out statements that are,…