Hey Girl! I’m a Slut Whore. Wanna Noogie?
“He’s the nominee. I’ll do whatever he wants with respect to the convention,” Ryan said when asked about that scenario in an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel… “I never…
So Here We Are…
At least the neverending primary is finally over, and we may all be grateful for that. As to the result? That depends on who you are, we suppose. His Imperial…
Listen, Fellow Cruzers
Our old buddy Mike brought this up again in a post we encourage you to read in its entirety: Know what I like best about frothing Trump-haters? They’re never obnoxious,…
Get Shorty
It appears that Shorty has been well and truly got. Marco "Forked Tongue" ¡Ruuubio! has finally retired his hopeless loser campaign after having had his arse handed to him in…
The Answer is Obvious
From The Week, unable to fathom how Trump is managing to get as many votes as he is. (h/t Bill Quick). The Republicans really are gearing up to nominate one…
Sorry, We Have to Post This…
In our ongoing campaign to kick people when they're down. So Ruuuuuuubio won MN, eh? Here's a bit of perspective for ya: MN GOP caucus winners: 2016 – Rubio 2012…
Hey, Three Out of Thirteen Ain’t Bad…
Laughing through the tears here. Well, not exactly. It turned out better than we'd feared, but it's not exactly a game changer of a Super Tuesday. Unless you happen to…
Well, We Guess This is it
At least it is for us. Super Tuesday is tomorrow, and we'll be out voting for our guy Cruz, who is the only demonstrably, clear cut, doesn't just talk the…
Alright, Anti-Trumpers, This is It
Yes, we're one of you. We're not particularly fond of the idea of a wild card that we don't know becoming the nominee either. Although, in all fairness, we haven't…
Can You Hear Us Now?
So, GOPe, is it finally beginning to sink in? We, meaning the conservative, hard working, tax paying, leave us the fuck alone and we'll all get along fine Americans, have…
If This is A “Pussy”, We’d Say We Need More of Them
We mentioned in a previous post that we found a Trump supporter's accusation that Cruz is a "pussy" a bit harsh. Those were our words. We were trying to restrain…
Better Disavow This Nutjob, Ted, and Right Quick, Too!
This was just brought to our attention by LC readerjp, G.L.O.R. WASHINGTON — A controversial Christian evangelical leader whose endorsement is being proudly trumpeted by Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz…
The Fix is In…
OK, "only" about 40% of precincts reporting, but it looks pretty solid, according to AoSDD: DEMOCRATS Bernie Sanders 59,577 votes (--) 60.5% Hillary Clinton 37,750 votes (-21,827) 38.4% Other 1,103…
Oh heck…
When he's right, he's right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ9HgEO53G8 We do enjoy it when a candidate actually says what we're all thinking. Now, if we were an advisor to the Cruz campaign, we'd…
Cruz Wins!
As we write, Iowa is a lock for Cruz with 98% in and him holding 27.4% of the vote to Trump's 24.9%. We're surprised. Pleasantly so, we might add, because…