Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R: Wow. Been a long time since I’ve been here. Nice to see some familiar names....
LC Xystus: I always suspected Pooty-Poot was merely bragging. You don’t give out accurate info on your...
Terrapod: Headline today: Russia’s Latest Hypersonic Weapon Could Travel from Moscow to DC in 6 Minutes....
Igor, Imperial Booby: MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR, everybody! Well, except for the Demotards. Y’all...
LCBren: One possible avenue for Trump is looking back, to Barack Obama, with a suggestion — supported possibly...
Fa Cube Itches: we’re merely pointing out that wearing the uniform doesn’t mean that you’re forever above any sort... Terrapod: Snerk! Nothing better than blue on blue warfare news to start the morning off right(and covfefe of...
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: They keep putting sugar in their gas tank and can’t figure out why they...
angrywebmaster: Wouldn’t it be amusing if Schifthead actually lost his seat in 2020? – Those who live by... Igor, Imperial Booby: Hmmm… they left Mittens out of it… Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Just watching Piglousy’s rubber face melting and eyes bugging out while...
Emperor Misha I: Hitler was a troubled war vet who committed suicide. Obviously WWII was a cry for help! OK, I... LCBren: An “:austere Islamic scholar” who crawled into a tunnel, dragged three children with him and... Fa Cube Itches: our first thought was Bezo’s hobby blog eulogizing Adolf Hitler as a great community organizer,... Terrapod: Being of a logical nature and a long time student of U.S. politics, it is apparent to me that no leaks of...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Warren. 80 million gun owners. Mitt and Kasich notably working the other side of the fence. angrywebmaster: Depends who wins the next election and who starts the ball rolling. LC Wil, S.C.E.: Been watching the news. Greetings from the outer reaches of the Empire. Let me see . . . 450 –...
LC hilljohnny: sad to say, Mike Jones has passed. rest in peace, rottie.
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Opposable Thumbs: I have always been the “Loyal Dissent” here, but I have always held the highest...“He’s the nominee. I’ll do whatever he wants with respect to the convention,” Ryan said when asked about that scenario in an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel… “I never said never. I just said (not) at this point. I wish I had more time to get to know him before this happened. We just
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At least the neverending primary is finally over, and we may all be grateful for that. As to the result? That depends on who you are, we suppose. His Imperial Majesty didn’t get the candidate he wanted, but we have to admit that we’re a great deal less heartbroken about it today than we would
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Our old buddy Mike brought this up again in a post we encourage you to read in its entirety: Know what I like best about frothing Trump-haters? They’re never obnoxious, arrogant, or personally insulting. Except, of course, when they are. Trump supporters, no one should let you off of that bandwagon now. You should be
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It appears that Shorty has been well and truly got. Marco “Forked Tongue” ¡Ruuubio! has finally retired his hopeless loser campaign after having had his arse handed to him in his home state, Florida. Floridians don’t tend to forget being lied to easily, it would appear. Still, even though it at least keeps him from
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From The Week, unable to fathom how Trump is managing to get as many votes as he is. (h/t Bill Quick). The Republicans really are gearing up to nominate one of the most polarizing figures to emerge in modern American politics. They are doing this despite the fact that he fails many supposed litmus tests
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In our ongoing campaign to kick people when they’re down. So Ruuuuuuubio won MN, eh? Here’s a bit of perspective for ya: MN GOP caucus winners: 2016 – Rubio 2012 – Santorum 2008 – Romney Strong record of choosing winners! Heheheheheh! Much like the vaunted “Ames straw poll.” Where’s “Ames” again? We still can’t find
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Laughing through the tears here. Well, not exactly. It turned out better than we’d feared, but it’s not exactly a game changer of a Super Tuesday. Unless you happen to be one of the wishcasters thinking that Trump was facing an uphill fight for the nomination, that is. If that’s the case, we sympathize. But
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At least it is for us. Super Tuesday is tomorrow, and we’ll be out voting for our guy Cruz, who is the only demonstrably, clear cut, doesn’t just talk the talk but also walks the walk and has been doing so since the day he joined the Senate. There’s a reason that the GOPe hates
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Yes, we’re one of you. We’re not particularly fond of the idea of a wild card that we don’t know becoming the nominee either. Although, in all fairness, we haven’t had that much luck with the candidates that we thought that we knew in the past either, have we? But the facts are facts, and
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So, GOPe, is it finally beginning to sink in? We, meaning the conservative, hard working, tax paying, leave us the fuck alone and we’ll all get along fine Americans, have been trying to get through your thick, insufferably arrogant, narcissistic skulls for years that we’re more than just a tiny bit sick and tired of
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We mentioned in a previous post that we found a Trump supporter’s accusation that Cruz is a “pussy” a bit harsh. Those were our words. We were trying to restrain our usual self. Uncharacteristically, we know, but still. We don’t want to alienate people who are just as pissed off as we are, even if
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This was just brought to our attention by LC readerjp, G.L.O.R. WASHINGTON — A controversial Christian evangelical leader whose endorsement is being proudly trumpeted by Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz works energetically to convert Jews to Christianity and has predicted that there will be a new period of concentration camps for Jews before the return
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OK, “only” about 40% of precincts reporting, but it looks pretty solid, according to AoSDD: DEMOCRATS Bernie Sanders 59,577 votes (–) 60.5% Hillary Clinton 37,750 votes (-21,827) 38.4% Other 1,103 votes (-58,474) 1.1% We don’t envy the Prozi voters. We thought we had it bad with “hold your nose” candidates, but they’re stuck with choosing
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When he’s right, he’s right: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ9HgEO53G8[/youtube] We do enjoy it when a candidate actually says what we’re all thinking. Now, if we were an advisor to the Cruz campaign, we’d encourage him to do the same. Then we’d watch everybody else get crushed. Illegal immigrants are “the backbone of our country”, unknown filthy socialist Sanders
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As we write, Iowa is a lock for Cruz with 98% in and him holding 27.4% of the vote to Trump’s 24.9%. We’re surprised. Pleasantly so, we might add, because we weren’t expecting this. We knew it could go either way but, unlike the “pundits”, we weren’t quite as sure considering how many times those
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