Posts belonging to Category OgabeCare'

Meanwhile, in DC

While they were hoping we weren’t looking, Weepy Boner and Eric Cunthair have been busy writing the script for a nice bit of Kabuki theater that will ensure that Obamacare gets fully funded. Let me break down their plan for you. House leadership will pass a continuing resolution in the House. It will fund Obamacare.

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Hey, Some Grassroots Action is Needed.

As you know, if you’ve known His Imperial Majesty for any significant amount of time, we’re not terribly fond or impressed by petitions. But if the Honorable Senator Ted Cruz (R-Balls) asks for a grassroots effort to stand up and shout “STOP, YOU SOULLESS ASSHOLE COMMIES DESTROYING AMERICA” (OK, he may not have worded it

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The Fascist IRS Cunt Actually In Charge of Persecuting Enemies of Ogabe Not Actually Falling On Her Sword

She’s doing very well, thank you very much, being in charge of the IRS’ OgabeCare Office, where we’re sure, SURE that she’d never EVAH abuse her position to, say, “delay” life-saving care to Enemies of The People’s Socialist OgabeRepublicTopia of Next Tuesday™. (H/t LC Virago). It’s not like she has a history of illegally abusing

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Looking Out For Themselves

You, on the other hand, you idiots who keep voting for them? You can unceremoniously go fuck yourselves. Pretty much everybody knows Obamacare is a disaster. I mean, everybody who has an ounce of sense. Obviously, that excludes a lot of rank and file Lefty Democrats who think Obamacare is actually a fix or a

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Obama’s death panels at work: woman deliberately left to die

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSe1KKNJTc[/youtube] Callous bastards Whoever that nurse is, I hope she has a good lawyer, because she is going to fucking well need one. AN elderly woman who collapsed at a US aged care home has died after a staff member refused to perform CPR because it was against the facility’s policy. Local media reports say

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NOW They Tell Us!

In other news that, for some strange reason, never became news until after November 6th, we just learn that Obama DeathCare might just crash from a lack of doctors: The United States will require at least 52,000 more family doctors in the year 2025 to keep up with the growing and increasingly older U.S. population,

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Truth in silence

G-d Has Granted Our Wishes By Making Our Enemies Foolish

And we find further confirmation of our opinion that Mittens’ appearance at the NAACP convention was a masterstroke, though not for the reasons that the howling lunatics in the flailing ObageMedia mention. The first indication that he’d made them lose whatever little was left of their minds was when they focused entirely on the predictable

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Bipartisan!

The House just voted (again) to repeal OgabeTaxCare, this time with 5 Democrats joining the vote. Democratic Reps. Dan Boren (Okla.), Larry Kissell (N.C.), Jim Matheson (Utah), Mike McIntyre (N.C.), and Mike Ross (Ark.) voted to repeal the law. The five Democrats are an increase over the last time Republicans voted to repeal Obamacare —

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Great Moments in Nationalized ObamaTaxCare

In which we, once again, provide the masses with a success story about the wonders of socialist healthcare that will be widely ignored, just like every single other time we posted one of those. Let us be clear: We’re not posting those because we think for a fleeting second that anybody is going to be

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Ogabe Junta Insists That Tax That Was Only Upheld Because It Was A Tax (Even Though Same Junta Had Repeatedly Insisted That It Wasn’t A Tax, Except When They Were In Court, Where They Argued That It WAS A Tax, Except When It Wasn’t), Is NOT, In Fact, A Tax.

Yes. His Imperial Majesty’s head is spinning too with all of the sophistry that was employed by Benedict Arnold in his “brilliantly conservative” ruling, but we didn’t write it, so don’t look at us that way. Anyway, thanks to LC Cheapshot, we learn that Carney Barker is now busy insisting that the tax that isn’t

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Hmmm… Maybe He’s On To Something Here…

His Imperial Majesty has already rejected the initial, fevered attempts by some on our side to extract at least half a yummy, only half-digested peanut from the giant, steaming pile of shit that was Roberts’ ACA ruling, and we have certainly not changed our opinion of his creative post editing of Congressional wording so he

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OBAMACARE UPHELD; FIRST REACTIONS TO THE OPENING OF THE LAST ACT

The Supreme Court ruled that while it may be unconstitutional under the Commerce Clause, it is constitutional as a tax. Interestingly, in practice it is a tax that corporations and unions who contribute to the Democratic Party are exempt from. [preceding sentence added after publication -SB] The terms of rule by the government have been

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Der Fubar’s “Strong Majority” for OgabeCare Continues Growing

Did we say “growing?” We meant to say dropping. Which, we suppose, in these Orwellian Newspeak days, could be called “growing” as well. Downwards, that is. Like “advancing to the rear” which, coincidentally, also sounds much better in the original German. See? STRONG MAJORITY! 39-53, no less! Oh, you may think that 53 is more

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Sarah Palin Lied!

OgabeCare’s Euthanasia Boards are not called “death panels”, they’re called “ethics panels!” Other than that, she was spot on accurate, but… SHUT UP! Caller: Basically what the document stated was that if you were over 70 and you’d come into an emergency room and you’re on government supported health care, that you’d get “comfort care”.

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