Posts belonging to Category OgabeCare'

404Care Funnies

We say “funnies”, because seriously, they are. The same way watching a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football is funny. Granted, it would be even more funny if our nation didn’t happen to be the actual football, but you get the idea. 1) Princess Barry just got done telling us that we just

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“If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”

One of the biggest lies ever told, right up there with “Germany has no further territorial claims in Europe.” And apparently big enough that Comrade Hussein’s Praetorian Media Guard can’t refuse to report on it any longer after a mere 4 years of struggling with acknowledging the obvious. Health plans are sending hundreds of thousands

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Tolko Vperyod!

Forwards, Comrades! Except… Comrade Stalin… the Comrades over at the Kostards aren’t happy: My wife and I just got our updates from Kaiser telling us what our 2014 rates will be. Her monthly has been $168 this year, mine $150. We have a high deductible. We are generally healthy people who don’t go to the

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Yeah Sure Right Whatever, Rubio

Pursuing his desperate attempts to make people forget he’s a liar who specifically got elected on promises of never, ever, under any circumstances accepting any sort of amnesty which, as he defined it himself, was “any sort of path to citizenship.” And then, safely elected on this lie, promptly turned around and pretended that he’d

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As the Establishment GOP Gets Ready to Bend Over Again…

…we, once again, learn that the “Affordable”, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!, Care Act, the one the “crazies” of the “Tea Part Extremists” tried hard to defund or even just delay, isn’t all that “affordable” after all. Many Americans shopping for better health insurance deals promised by the two-week-old Obamacare system are instead being slapped with rate shock, including

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Healthcare.gov is Like the iPhone?

Seriously, you guys. For that analogy to work, you’d have to assume that socialist healthcare had a fanatical following who would buy any turd, no matter how retarded and ill-conceived, just because it had a particular logo on it. Fuck it. You’re right. Healthcare.gov really is like the Apple Cult, isn’t it? Thatisall.

Socialist Healthcare For The Win!

OK, we have to admit it. When even the “server down” page has a “404 page not found message”, you’re so far into socialism that it’s almost meta. But remember: McCain, Karl Rove and the entire staff of Hot Air keep informing us that Ted Cruz is insane for fighting against this. Oh, and it’s

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Multi-Millionaire Benefactors of Ear Leader’s 404Care Were Fired by Canadian Government

A year ago. But hey, just because the Canadian government fired them for being a bunch of corrupt, incompetent liars doesn’t mean that they’re not good enough for US, right? Canadian provincial health officials last year fired the parent company of CGI Federal, the prime contractor for the problem-plagued Obamacare health exchange websites, the Washington

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ObamaCare Causing Layoffs in World’s Best Healthcare System. UNEXPECTEDLY!

Because who could have possibly foreseen? Hospitals, a reliable source of employment growth in the recession and its aftermath, are starting to cut thousands of jobs amid falling insurance payments and inpatient visits. The payroll cuts are surprising because the Affordable Care Act (ACA), whose implementation took a big step forward this month, is eventually

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Go Big, Or Go Home

So yesterday the word on the Friday Night News Dump Street was that the GOP had caved and sent a compromise that pretty much gave the Obamarrhoid and his National Socialist Democrats everything they wanted in return for, what again? Oh yes, repealing the medical device tax (nice) and some unspecified discussions and “frameworks” about

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The One And Future Chad, The Boy Who Enrolled In 404Care, Actually… Didn’t…

In other not quite as covered news as a terrified nation hunkers down under the ShutdownPocalypse, not knowing when they might, once again, be able to rely on the safe operation of the Federal Geographic Data Committee (also a real agency, we’re still not making things up) and thus be able to find Upper Volta

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The Scumbag List

Well, that Senate “showdown” went about as one would have expected, with RINOs scattering for the hills and handing the problem right back to the House by “cleverly” voting for it before they voted against it, knowing full well that their “nay” would amount to nothing and in no way endanger the ObamaCare that they

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Yes, Coburn, You Really Are a RINO.

Another case of Butthurt in the First Degree from a Republican Congressleech who doesn’t much like being reminded that refusing to fight, no matter what the odds, doesn’t translate into “heroism” and “commitment.” “I’m getting all sorts of e-mails from people that supported me because they’ve been totally misled about what’s possible…I’d love to get

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Glorious

21 hours, huh? Now that’s some dedication, right there. Even His Imperial Majesty is impressed, and he doesn’t impress easily. His face does, when he falls asleep on the keyboard, but that’s another matter. When the junior Senator from Texas announced he was going to get up and filibuster (yeah, we know, it was “fake”,

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Democrat Socialist Reid On the Record: Willing to Shut Government Down to Fund OgabeCare. RINO Traitors in Senate Cave Immediately

On Monday afternoon, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz asked for unanimous consent to immediately consider the House Continuing Resolution to fund the government and avoid a shutdown. The legislation would also take steps to avoid a default on government debt while Congress debates a raising of the debt ceiling. Majority Leader Sen. Harry Reid was on

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