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Just One Question For the Leftards

Preznit Obola can barricade WWII vets from their monuments and ordinary American citizens from their own national parks, but he can’t barricade potential guaranteed Ebola carriers from entering our country? F.E.T.E. PS: All Hail Emperor Misha! (May Beers Be Upon Him)

The Koch Brothers… Is There Anything They CAN’T Do?

We don’t know why the Democrat National Socialists don’t just stop beating around the bush and just go straight to calling them JOOOOOS already. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Thursday accused Republicans of holding up crucial assistance to Ukraine in order to protect the Koch brothers. Because of course they did. Listen, we’re

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No. Just. No. (UPDATED)

Somebody please ask us if the Jugears Administration is really this stupid: We mean… Are they TRYING to make themselves look like complete idiots? An allegedly adult male. In a ONESIE??? His Imperial Majesty’s testosterone level dropped by three orders of magnitude just looking at that picture, so Merry Christmas, Your Highness, no nookie until

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Still Fumbling About in the Dark for an Excuse for 404Care that Doesn’t Involve Their Jug-Eared Cult Leader

And being about as successful as you’d imagine when you think about a pointy-skulled leftist nutwad. (h/t Jeff Goldstein): It’s the latest chapter of Barack vs. the Health Care Killers, The Continuing Saga of Posturing, Bad Faith, Spite and Ineptitude. Remember the Bad Years of the Health Care Killers, 2000-2008? No healthcare anywhere. People were

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Physician – Heal thy Self!!

Or Something like that… Says Ear Leader to our slime bucket of an Attorney General… Obama orders DOJ review over search warrant AG likely approved The review ordered by President Obama into the Justice Department’s policies on pursuing reporters’ records could have Attorney General Eric Holder effectively reviewing his own actions. Under Justice Department guidelines,

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Certifiable Dunce In Tears Upon Learning Shocking News that Jews Have Been Persecuted

Comrade Barack Frankovich Obama’s latest attempted acquisition to form a cabinet entirely made up of idiots more idiotic than his unholy, incompetent, stuttering clusterfuck self (not an easy job when you’ve already set the bar so low it takes an experienced team of diggers to get under it), Chuck Incitatus Hagel, was reportedly in tears

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A Bumper Crop of Fail

Maybe its the pressure of actually having to do something resembling work. Or the campaign’s belated realization that Obama’s best debate performance of the season was against Clint Eastwood at the RNC. Whatever the cause, in the last several days, Der Fubar’s re-coronation campaign has managed to shoot almost all of its toes off. Here

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Riddle of Joe Biden Solved!

So this has been bothering me for a while. I used to watch John Byner the comic quite a bit in my earlier days – some of you may remember him. He had this stunt guy on his show called Super Dave Osborne. He used to be on all the time.  About the time he

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Failing “Forward”

The last 48 hours have seen the current administration reap a bumper crop of clusterfuckery. I have been at a loss for a way to summarize it, until I stumbled across this image on the vast interwebs: That about sums it up nicely, don’t you think? Time for Barrack Hussein Ahmsari to go. Now. Right

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Seeing As How The Already Debunked Talking Points About Fast and Furious Are Already Being Brushed Off Again…

…in sheer desperation now that the whole thing has blown up the simian faces of the Ogabe Junta. So what to do? You take an already thoroughly debunked argument, so thoroughly debunked in fact that even Heinrich Holder has admitted that he’s “not trying to equate the two”, such as “Fast and Furious is no

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Damn, Ogabe Must Be in Need of a Distraction

Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe “Choo Choo” Biden to speak in public again. Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban: Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. The sound you hear is from thousands of U.S. troops shouting from Afghanistan: “Then who in the holy FUCK are those haji bastards

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Ogabe Administration Makes it Official: Terror and Islam are Non-Related

And it’s henceforth not permissible to use the words “muslim” and “islam” in anti-terror training (h/t Protein Wisdom): Deputy U.S. Attorney General James Cole confirmed on Wednesday that the Obama administration was pulling back all training materials used for the law enforcement and national security communities, in order to eliminate all references to Islam that

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Now It’s Time To Question

Did everyone forget? I’ve been looking at posts and comments here for the Empire’s position on goblins and UBL definitely fits this category and more. Let’s review something we’ve coined here in the realm: When a goblin gets shot in the face, the Baby Jesus smiles. OK, we’ve had sufficient time and rightly so, to

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Obama’s Union Buddies and the NLRB [Updated]

In a move absolutely shocking the business world, the NLRB, with a fresh recess-appointed former Union Attorney seated by Obama, comes up with an incredibly partisan ruling against the Boeing Company. Boeing in their Puget Sound, Washington location has had a long history dealing with the International Machinist’s Association. The union has struck the facility

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Frenchies Lead the Way

Allow us a moment to reflect upon the shame of being behind the fwenchies while pwesident pwesent holidays in Rio, leaving the beaches just long enough to issue a feeble “me too!” Not exactly an “a day that shall live in infamy” moment. Nevertheless… If the french finding their testicles is what it takes to

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