Posts belonging to Category Resident Ogabe'

Most Ethical Administration EVAH!, Update the Millionth

In which we learn (thanks, LC angrywebmaster) of how the SCOAMF administration pressured (while dangling some taxpayer funds in front of their noses) Solyndra execs to hold off announcing their imminent massive layoffs until at least a bit after the 2010 midterms. Solyndra’s chief executive warned the Energy Department on Oct. 25, 2010, that he

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Fuck You, Sir Golfsalot, Fuck You With the Shimmering FuckShillelagh of Doom

Even though you have to admit: It takes some sort of nerve to get up like the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure and declare with a straight face that the reason our economy is in the shitter after 5 years of Democrap Marxist control is that the citizens of our once proud nation are

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More Payola From Teh Most Ethical Administration EVAH!

And let’s face it: When your obvious bribes become obvious enough that a liberal fish wrapper like the LA Times starts taking notice, you’re pretty much fracked. Reporting from Washington— Over the last year, the Obama administration has aggressively pushed a $433-million plan to buy an experimental smallpox drug, despite uncertainty over whether it is

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If You Like Your Healthcare Plan, You’re Screwed

File this under “Yet Another Whopping Lie From the Marxist-in-Chief.” Throughout the Obamacare debate, President Obama repeatedly promised, “If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.” Now, Gallup reports that from the first quarter of 2010 (when Obama signed Obamacare into law) to the third quarter of this year,

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Oh Those Lovely Unions

Which we must not, under any circumstances, criticize, even when they’re robbing parents of disabled children to fill their own coffers. Robert and Patricia Haynes live in Michigan with their two adult children, who have cerebral palsy. The state government provides the family with insurance through Medicaid, but also treats them as caregivers. For the

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Not All Anti-Semitic U.S. Presidents Sick of Bibi Netanyahu

It certainly does explain a great deal, doesn’t it? According to a Monday report in the French website “Arret sur Images,” after facing reporters for a G20 press conference on Thursday, the two presidents retired to a private room, to further discuss the matters of the day. The conversation apparently began with President Obama criticizing

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Compare and Contrast

Thanks to the Jawa Report who did all the work on this one, we offer you a helpful checklist so that you may better compare the Evil Extremist Koch-Funded Astroturf Nazi Racist Militant Murdering Babykiller Tea Party Movement with the True Grassroot Peaceful Voice of the People Occupy Whatever Movement. We somehow think that the

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Beware, Self-Reliance Ahead!

Yes, yes, we know that we’re behind on this one but trust us, keeping the jackbooted heel of Empire firmly on the throat of poor oppressed minorities all over the galaxy is quite the time-consuming chore. Not to mention the tedious, tiresome duty of having to spend hours polishing the grime and gunk off of

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Most Transparent Administration EVAH Refuses to Comply With Subpoena for Solyndra Documents

Big surprise there, no? No? The White House on Friday all but refused to turn over the documents House Republicans have subpoenaed on bankrupt solar firm Solyndra, firing off a letter saying the request would put an “unreasonable burden on the president’s ability to meet his constitutional duties.” Said “constitutional duties” apparently including throwing taxpayer

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Ogabe, G-d’s Own Candidate

At least if you’re to believe Ogabe. Incidentally, sorry to not jump into the pig pen and wallow in the Anonymous Allegations About Cain mud but, as Hot Air reports, it’s too damned crowded in there. 50 stories about a “story” with no facts over four days, and that’s on the networks only. If you

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TOTUS Abducted, White House Speechless

Thanks to a tip from LC Just Another Random Nut. The TelePrompter of the United States was stolen last night along with other equipment belonging to the White House. So far no ransom demands have been received by SCOAMFOTUS, and the only comment we could get from him sounded like “ah, um, er, ahhh, errrr,

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Reichsführer Ogabe Aligns Himself Further With the Jew-Hating 99%’ers

Which, we suppose, shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody who has ever cracked open a history book in order to learn how leftist extremist dictators operate (h/t Gabriel Malor): The White House continued its embrace of the Occupy Wall Street protests on Sunday, using the strongest terms yet to identify President Barack Obama with

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Bet You’ve Been Wondering…

Where the heck His Imperial Majesty and his notoriously lazy staff have been, right? Well, as to His Imperial Vileness, he’s been getting his yearly Texas Rangers high, watching his team slap the Detroit Pussycats around like little bitches (mixed metaphors, we know, so sue us), finishing off with a 15-5 slap down to win

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Palling Around With Terrorists

In case you’re one of the terminally retarded who still can’t quite figure out why a Good Man™ such as SCOAMF might have deep-sixed a voter intimidation case against the New Black Panthers (unlike the utterly bogus and never once in the past 11 years documented voter intimidation claims against Republicans) and yes, Brooks and

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Media Continues to be Curiously Disinterested in Ogabe Administration’s Weapons Distribution Program to Mexican Drug Lords

Even as it becomes clear that the line of people “in the know” about the program goes all the way up to John Brennan, Ogabe’s “counter”terrorism advisor. Ho-hum, nothing to see here. Move along. Thatisall.